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My self-summary
I'm an empty essay... fill me out! Really I am very much like a blank piece of paper because I'm also made out of pulped wood and bleach. Feel free to doodle on me when you meet me.

I'm a nerd at heart although I've never been so in to nerdry as to dress up as anyone or have nerd posters on my walls. I'm also a Laker fan, but even there not so much as to walk around in jerseys and whatnot. I guess simply, I'm in to a lot of things but not really THAT in to any of them. (Or maybe I just have a think about wearing clothes that say something?) I'm a believer of the journey over the destination so I'm always willing to try random stuff for the sake of the experience.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to school to be a physicians assistant. Really eager to get my assistanting on.
I’m really good at
Getting along with people once I get to know them and making up almost feasible facts on the spot. I'm also really good at getting along with peoples kids while getting looks of disapproval from their parents... mostly because I like making up almost feasible facts on the spot. But really you haven't lived till you've convinced a kid that giraffes actually yell out "Giirraaaaf!" when they cry and that's why we named them giraffes. I'm also handy and pretty good at MacGuyvering random crap. In fact I'm typing this whole profile from a computer I made out of a box of mentos and paper clips.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ninja stars flying at their face. Coincidentally it is also usually the last thing they notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is Cannery Row by John Steinbeck. I can't really pinpoint why it means so much to me. Maybe because my father came from the port city of Inchon in Korea, and he used to tell me stories about it when I was a kid. Possibly also the allure of simpler times. It's maybe why I also like how people eat rustic bread and sardines in Kafka books. I tried it once... I can see why we now have tuna fish sandwiches. I would like to see wax paper make a comeback though. Also just tore through the game of thrones books. and a couple of Vernor Vinge books.

My favorite films are Gattaca and Shawshank Redemption, I think because both deal with hope in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds. Also everyone wears fancy suits.

My favorite shows right now are Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones. In the past I was a fan of some of the Star Treks, Firefly, Curb your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Deadwood, and The Wire. I think The Wire may be the best show of all time.

If you look at my iPod playlist it'll probably look pretty random. I probably don't actually know the names of most of the songs, I just know I like them and dump them on my iPod. The only reason I even know the words to some songs is because of Rock Band and Karaoke.
Six things I could never do without
My family.
The internet.
Ninja Stars. (Yes, plural... one is never enough.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How different animals would fight each other. I really think a monkey could defeat any other animal in the animal kingdom because they've mastered the art of sharpening sticks and putting them in holes... and as we all know every living thing probably has a hole where sticks shouldn't go. Monkey win!
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for you! Where have you been? I left you like ten messages. Please go ahead and erase the last six... they were mostly more of the same only with crying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lost a butt-load of weight recently, and not just from my butt. So I guess that's part of why I decided to jump in to this online dating dealio. I'm still planning on losing at least a couple more butt-loads of weight (that's how professionals measure weight loss btw). Hey you can totally take credit, and people would be like, "hey that woman totally turned that whimsical pile of crap in to a slightly less tubby whimsical pile of crap." Also I have psoriasis, which is a allergy like skin condition that is not contagious and... hey... where are you going? Rats, I lured you this far. Ha ha ha, sucks to be you though because I was just about to reveal the location of my buried treasure and you totally missed out on it. By my treasure though, I really mean my heart. Awwww. Seriously, this skin condition blows.
You should message me if
If you like to laugh. I feel uncomfortable when people can't laugh, it's like hanging out with a robot or something. (Well... at least a robot that hasn't been programmed to laugh yet.) We all got problems, I figure we might as well laugh through them rather than sit around sobbing. If you're going to sob you might as well dance a jig while doing it.
The two of us