1) Very funny and will meet you at least half way, every time.
2) Loyal, honest and sensitive, and have paid the price to be the person that I wanted to be.
3) Authentic, original example of something rare. I know exactly who I am. This sounds like I'm describing an extinct lizard found living secretly on an island (Tuatara?), I think that might be charming and accurate.
It is hard to find someone who has had heavy duty life experiences and has not become wrung out and embittered by them. The key is to still have fun and retain the ability to love someone. I like strong, creative women who want me to feel good about being who I am. I'm a very good communicator and understand that listening could be the majority of that skill.
The incredible events of my life have left me with some well earned emotional maturity, but I still worship our inner children. I would like to be on your team, or at least your cheerleader. Sensible shoes have always hurt my feet, so I wear boots. Selfish isn't very sexy, but if you don't ask for it you probably won't get it either. They call it the Golden Rule, not the Golden Suggestion. You truly reveal yourself through the way you treat others in intimate relationships.
The existential overtones of choosing to be a kind person feel very real to me. Continuing to strive to be a good person in spite of this world's insistence that I become a selfish moron is the best revenge!
This was back when your little brother could not do these things over summer vacation on his laptop. If you're keen on mid '90's Alternative Rock you likely know some of the Artists I worked with. There were a couple Gold Records, but this is all ancient history. I'm focused on taking the skills from my past and building a cool future.
I walk with a slight limp that you may or may not even notice, sometimes I use a cane. My Pimp Stick looks quite stylish, thank you. I get where I'm going just fine. I'm not a slave to any one fashion and I'm as comfortable in a sport coat as I am in my leather jacket.
Although I do not have a TV , I find the rock band Television to be one of my favorites. The Soft Boys, Wreckless Eric, T Rex, Kyuss, Ian Hunter, Nico Vega and The Upper Crust are all genius. The album Pink Flag by Wire maybe my all time favorite, but maybe its The Idiot by Iggy Pop. Early Roxy Music and Bowie still sound fresh to me. Locally, Arboretum and Dope Body are some of my favorites. Really liked Lungfish and Lovenut too.
Fellini's 8 1/2, The Wizard of Oz, Blade Runner and Ernest-Scared Stupid (with Eartha Kitt) entertain me greatly. Wes Anderson, Dali, Luis Bunuel. Any Coen brothers' film will do, but The Big Lebowski was special. Man on the Moon, Ken Russell, The Devils, Any Oliver Reed film except Gladiator. Mr. Del Toro and Peter Greenaway have made some wonderful films. Todd Solondz's Happiness, Welcome to the Doll House. Land without Bread. John Waters, Mel Brooks. Buckaroo Banzia. Giant lizard movies always break my heart, as I end up rooting for the lizard and see 'em as the heroes.
Bon Scott and Screaming Lord Sutch are personal heroes of mine, as are Liberace and Zero Mostel. I am very familiar with Vintage Port wine (Fonseca '74!). I have great passion for almost all cuisine and love to cook. Sushi, seafood and most Asian food kinda top the list.
My favorite wild animals included capybara, axolotl, coconut crabs, star nosed moles, velvet worms and water bears. I'm not a huge fan of centipedes or lampreys. Goats are the coolest farm animals, their pupils freak me out. I love dogs with squished up faces and cats with very short legs.
How our culture is mostly concerned with its own survival and not the quality of life that those in our culture are experiencing.
How much human suffering is required to manufacture consumer goods that we all take for granted and "why's it gotta be like that".
The 11 dimensions of our Multiverse and my inability to fully comprehend String Theory. Dark matter changes everything.
You respect Bob Denver as an existential hero, Homer style.
You have seen and enjoyed a film by either David Cronenberg or David Lynch. You get extra points if you like both of these directors.
...you are a kind soul. You have avoided social dictates and have become anything other than a embittered suburban consumer watching all the wars from your couch. Just please bring something to the party. I feel that selfish people do the least harm when they are paired with other narcissistic types, if that sounds like you, please run along and find your soul mate elsewhere. Emotional intelligence and empathy are qualities I can't do without. I would like to find someone who deserves to be adored.
Thanks again for visiting my profile and may you have the very best luck in finding someone special or at least have a fine time looking!
Don't take yourself too seriously, and remember: It's only a movie, and sometimes an animated one at that.