34Appleton, United States
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My self-summary
Bisexual male who loves to drape whores (both to drape themselves over him, and to drape himself over them) and drinking and having a good time!

We should totally hook up!

What I’m doing with my life
You don't need to know!!!!!1!!!1one!!!!!

I'm just here to get laid. Why else would you come here??!?!
I’m really good at
All oral skills are my forte! I'm elastic man too, just ask what that means! LOL!
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes, my beard, or my bear-like stature! heheheh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Heinlein. Adult movies, ethnic music, and almost any kind of food!
Six things I could never do without
Computers, internet, my wife, my hammer (the hammer is my penis), music, inebriants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
seeeexxxx !!!

The strategy game Go, chess, women, men, vajayjay,
On a typical Friday night I am
drinking with my sexy asian wife and her hot BFF. And sometimes this really cute guy they invite over. I'm so lucccky!!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to pinch my own nipples!
You should message me if
You're big below the belt, don't mind being shared in a greek extravaganza! love Stravinsky, like big men, don't mind hairy, uninhibited bi men who don't hold anything back and still manage to get their bits wet!!!!!!eleven!!!1!
The two of us