62Fort Mill, United States
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My self-summary
What would make our profiles more interesting is if our ex's wrote them. Alas, mine will not, so you'll have to deal with my self evaluation. I am a 58 year old professor. I love my job. I have a 17 year old daughter and plan to work long enough to get her through college and her first marriage.

I work out for about two hours a day, all told, but can't say as I actually like it - bones creek..back aches! In any event, I try to keep myself around 155.

I like girls and would like to meet for a date, a friendship, a relationship, or more. I don't mind baggage, (I have some myself - indeed!), as long as there is at least an attempt to separate the dirty undies from the clean ones and stuff is being put back in the drawers.
What I’m doing with my life
I am trying to keep up with changing technology while keeping my students occupied. I love movies, books, politics, sports, computers and nature. What the hell is there not to like? I like pretty much everything but dentists and dentistry. Yes, I have most of my teeth, but I hate the upkeep.
I’m really good at
...wasting every minute of my free time doing...NOTHING...and enjoying the hell out of it! I guess a semi-serious answer would be arguing on behalf of left-wing politics against the forces of evil.
The first things people usually notice about me
...is my smile...however goofy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like movies like In Bruges, School of Rock, Roger Dodger, any Bond flick not starring Roger Moore...you name it.

I tend to like 40 to 45 year old soul music, and old R&R. Classical music and ballet (which has become just more mommy porn) bores the ever lovin' crap out of me, but once or twice a year I can get roped into seeing a few concerts and watching the sugar plum fairy dance around again. I do like the theater, however.

I like reading blogs, and my favorite blogger is Driftglass. (Google that name.) I never met a book I didn't like, unless its by Glen Beck or entitled Fifty Shades of Gray. (Why do we give these people millions....?!) Both of these works convinced me we should indeed tie some people up.

I like all food - all of it - except for okra - the incredible, inedible snot-rocket. (No matter how much you chew it, and no matter what its cooked with, it comes back up again after swallowing). I could easily weigh 900 pounds.
Six things I could never do without
Keurig machine
black silk coffee pods
..wait...ok...throw out the pencil.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how much we, those with some economic advantage, waste, and the growing inequity between haves and have-nots emerging within the last 30 years...that, and comfortable shoes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting home with a beer, going to a local pub, watching bad movies, or planning a weekend trip somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was told that many guys on online sites are pictured with their guns. I don't own a gun. I once shot a squirrel with a pellet gun when I was 12 years old. I cried all that afternoon. Thirty years later, I put up a bird feeder that was attacked by a drunken gang of thuggish, motorcycle riding squirrels, who would dismantle my bird feeder hourly. This changed my perspective, and I now think the only good squirrel is a dead one.
You should message me if
...you are easy going, not too bitter, get along well with yellow dog democrats, don't mind an occasional rant about dentists, like watching MSNBC at night, and are, above all else...HONEST. I realize that screens out a lot of people, but I'm otherwise prepared to be lonely...for the long haul.
The two of us