35Mebane, United States
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My self-summary
I am the single mother of two absolutely amazing children. My kids are awesome, I don't care what you say. I am six months pregnant with twins. The father does not want any part of it, so I'm going to be doing this all by myself.

If you are reading this paragraph, you obviously didn't immediately close my profile once you saw that I was pregnant. Kudos to you!

I am an electrical engineer, so that means I am smart. If you were looking for dumb arm candy, walk away now.

I am quirky and weird.

I am a nerd.

I know that I am pretty, yet I do not want to be objectified.

I can be overly sensitive, but it's only when the hormones get the best of me.

All women are crazy in one way or another, I happen to be crazy in one of the most tolerable ways.

I have been married twice, and never plan on doing it again.

I am extremely close to my family. They are some of the coolest people I have ever met.

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I apparently have an affinity for the non-indented paragraph. This is becoming more popular in professional writing standards.

I'm still not sure what kind of stuff is important to put on here so this is a work in progress.
What I’m doing with my life
Since I'm pregnant, I'm spend most of my time eating ice cream and being nauseous.
I’m really good at
I somehow manage to regularly succeed in saying something stupid, then following it up with more stupid. The filter between my brain and mouth is broken.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, or so I have been told. And of course, note my baby bump and huge boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Right now I am watching The Walking Dead, Haven, The 4400, Doctor Who, and Criminal Minds.

My favorite movies are The Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python's Holy Grail, and The Boondock Saints.

I love to read spiritual books.

I love to listen to any kind of rock. I am really into the local music scene. Almost every Tuesday night you can find me at Front Street Public House for the open jam.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How do I get the world to understand the true meaning of acceptance?

How does Google know so much?

What am I going to have for lunch?

Why isn't there a special font used for sarcasm in texts?

Where did that bruise come from?

How did I manage to spend an hour in Wal-Mart and forget the one thing I came for?
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing around a fire pit in the moonlight, sacrificing small children in the name of Satan. Oh my goodness, this question is dumb. Doesn't everyone have pretty much the same answer here?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to keep private things private until they need to be discussed.
You should message me if
You are a smart, sweet, sensitive, caring, science-fiction loving, rock music listening, D&D playing Time Lord who loves giving back rubs. And when you send that message, make sure that you admit you looked at my pics and scrolled directly to the bottom of my profile so you could send me a message.

I'm not exactly looking for the typical restrictive, suffocating relationship. What I need is a companion that would be willing to hang out on set says and understand that I am a mom the rest of the time.
The two of us