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My self-summary
Cleveland America --> Badstreet Savannah GA/Daytona Beach FL --> Cleveland America (Lakewood specifically)

just a dude doing dude things in an undude world.

drop out of life with board in hand.

vacation forever. spring break forever.

i have a lot of interests and not enough time to focus on one thing to be good at it. on the upside, it makes for some good stories. i swear im not menacing in any way.

too much i like, too much im doing, and too much i want to do. im at my best when im nowhere. and sometimes i dont mind the snow. lately seems to be a lot of ice skating, playing games my best mate and i would sit and beat in a weekend on genesis. the weekly d&d meet up (yes i do and i enjoy it). the occasional show. and a lot of swimming/viking training (working out as you might call it). so feel free to drag me to the ocean, lake, or a pool. and finally after many years, starting beginner hockey. i do intend to walk out with a black eye after my first game.

i also like burritos and tapatio. a lot. there is a burrito tattoo somewhere on me. i also keep my surf fins in the car at all times. you never know around here. and you might think im not from here either if you get around to meeting me.

Detroit/Columbus/Buffalo/Chicago/Canada. you're rad. don't be shy.
What I’m doing with my life
grinding 50+ a week for organic lawn care. doing the best i can to stay moving and not go stale in the winter. enjoy the whole lifeguarding thing way more than i should on lake erie. summer forever.

and the occasional feeding of wanderlust and avoiding life.
I’m really good at
being the ultimo dd.
The first things people usually notice about me
im a big guy. pretty big. not the ryback big. but big enough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
im leaving a lot out because there is too much i like.

the virgin suicides
fight club
heavy metal and you


fight club
the virgin suicides
lost in translation
inglorious basterds

parks and rec
walking dead
trailer park boys
arrested development
rasslin' (mainly NXT, NJPW, PWG. and when i can ill see the indies around clevo)
hockey (red wings. frölunda. and the monsters)
cleveland sports

do you like to cook? i will gladly take on the challenge.
The six things I could never do without
-fins (the bodysurfing kind)
-beard scrub
-vegan magic bacon grease (its made from coconut oil)
-sleep's "dopesmoker" LP
-circle pits and the slam skank
I spend a lot of time thinking about
wanderlust. riffs. figuring out the shortest distances between countries I could swim. the difference between Lemmy and God.
On a typical Friday night I am
tipping the scaffold and laughing until I fall.
You should message me if
if you want to stagedive during sunn 0)))

I'm not bothered by the miles. and im not interested in media/texting friendships. stability of any kind is most welcome and strongly preferred.