You may also recognize me from a late 80s diaper commercial I was in as an infant. Not many people can lay claim to having their ass exposed on television.
Worlds greatest homemade pizza (yes you heard me correctly)
Napping with Golf on TV
Home improvement, Tim Allen style
Directions, google maps not included
I can be a sarcastic asshole at times but dont worry, Im a nice asshole :)
-Pull a fake mustache off of someone and shout "Ah Hah!"
-Say into an intercom on my desk "release the hounds"
-Dance better than Kevin Bacon does in the last 5 minutes of Footloose
-Have Morgan Freeman narrate my life story
-Be the subject matter of a Norman Rockwell painting (You come up with the theme)
-Sit at the head of a long board of directors table while petting a cat on my lap.
-Swan dive into a body of water with a knife clenched between my teeth
-Prove to my long lost wife/girlfriend that it is actually me behind the disguise by kissing her passionately
-You can give a courtesy laugh at my corny dad jokes
-You like to goof around and banter
I dont really have any "type" or prerequisites in terms of women (not girls) I am looking to meet. I'm looking to date and if something more serious emerges then I'm game.