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My self-summary
Just another 30-something dude trying to exist in this crazy world.

Dislikes: paragraphs of dating app profile clichés (something something down-to-earth laid back love to travel...)

Likes: getting to know a person over beers and/or whiskey.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, playing music as often as possible, traveling when I can, surrounding myself with good friends. Engaging in general shenanigans.
I’m really good at
Melting faces with a guitar.

I'd like to think I'm good at making people laugh although you must have a deeply sarcastic sense of humor for this to apply.

Also, I kick ass as a friend. I have a cynical streak and sometimes have trouble making deep connections with people but if I like and trust you I will give you the shoes off my feet in the dead of winter.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm awesome? I honestly have no idea. Probably depends on the person and the situation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I had a giant wall of text here with a bunch of overly specific lists of things but here's a slightly more succinct attempt:

Music: Raised on classic rock and jazz, deep appreciation of funk/soul/R&B, hip hop fan from way back... I'm pretty much on track to list every genre of music here so to put a fine point on it: I appreciate any music that is genuine and has a soul. Currently trying to break out of "damn kids get off my lawn" mode and get into some newer bands.

Movies: could watch Coen bros movies all damn day (real original, I know). Honestly it's hard to find the time to watch movies what with the whole golden age of television thing...

TV: all the usual shows people watch these days. Recently finished Leftovers which was goddamn amazing. New season of Master of None is great. The Wire = best show of all time. Etc.

Food: literally all of it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If we're going to make it through the next 4-8 years.

The mind blowing fact that every person random passerby has their own life story and like thoughts and feelings and stuff.

What to do with my hands at any given time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Preferably seeing live music somewhere and/or intoxicated at one of DC's many fine drinking establishments. Current favorites are Red Derby, Wonderland, Looking Glass... pretty much anywhere slightly divey with a beer + shot combo option. Either that or playing guitar and binge watching TV.
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor/don't take yourself too seriously.

You find the whole online dating thing as weird yet intriguing as I do.

You know of a good show coming up or band I should check out.

You're down to grab a casual no-expectations drink somewhere and see if we get along. I promise I'm not a creep. Or a douchebag. Or a creep douchebag. Although that's exactly what a creepy douche would say so you know, grain of salt and whatnot.
The two of us