We have only so many fucks to give in life so I try to reserve mine from when giving a fuck is truly called for. I call this Millennial Zen, which is a thing I just now came up with and will probably be starting a cult any day now.
I'm a huge fan of shitty puns and witty banter.
I'd like to think I'm good at making people laugh although you must have a deeply sarcastic sense of humor for this to apply.
Also, I kick ass as a friend. I have a cynical streak and sometimes have trouble making deep connections with people but if I like and trust you I will give you the shoes off my feet in the dead of winter.
TV: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Community, Parks and Recreation, Eastbound and Down, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, South Park, Treme, Game of Thrones, Deadwood, Dexter, Twin Peaks...
Food: Yes, please. Lately I've been on a Southwestern/Mexican kick but I love Mediterranean, Thai, Indian, Italian, good old fashioned American comfort food... fried chicken and waffles is one of the best food trends to make a resurgence in recent years. Pho is pretty much the greatest dish ever created by man. Basically, I will eat anything as long as it's well-prepared with quality ingredients.
Books: Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Robert Anton Wilson, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Ken Kesey, Cormac Mcarthy, Malcolm Gladwell, many others... I've been on a musical biography kick lately - Miles Davis, Keith Richards and Nile Rodgers are some standouts. Currently re-reading Infinite Jest but I swear I'm not a pretentious hipster.
Movies: Coen Brothers, Stanley Kubrick, Judd Apatow (getting a little unoriginal lately though with the bromance genre), Tarantino, Scorsese, Godfather (parts 1 and 2 only, of course), Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, etc
You find the whole online dating thing as weird yet intriguing as I do.
You know of a good show coming up or band I should check out.
You're down to grab a casual no-expectations drink somewhere and see if we get along. I greatly prefer meeting someone in person as opposed to a bunch of online back-and-forth.