As a discerning person, I probably like much the same things as you, fellow lady of discernment.
Actually, I actively try not to think as much. This is somewhat meditative.
Is this waste toxic, and if so, just how toxic? (work stuff)
Ok, and I put people on my favorites list with the intent of messaging them, and then grow so tired of seeing them on the 'online now' portion of my profile, that I decide to message them with something flippant and quick, just to get them off that list. This is not the best method for procuring dates.
But then, I don't take this site that seriously. Do you?
I would go four part christmas caroling anytime of year.
Put that gin up in that microwave,
press thirty secs and walk away,
come back in a min or two,
hot gin be wait'ng for you.
Aaaaand, I am willing to do new nice, normal messages on request, but otherwise you're getting the weird ones. Y'know, without midstream editing.
Oh, if you can't be funny, at least be funny weird.