29Los Angeles, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
A magical elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near him.

or at least strives to be.

Also, flowy and opinionated.
What I’m doing with my life
With fear of being born and dying in the Midwest; I moved to California.

Waiter by trade and passion. Constantly dabbling in the arts to stay 'sane'

I consider myself bi-coastal. If you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
I’m really good at
board games/trivia.
wrapping presents.
creative problem solving.
not making decisions.
Waiting Tables.
being myself.
fitting without fitting in.
being awkward.
quoting things.
misquoting things.
dressing up in costume.
frosting cupcakes.
Customer service
The first things people usually notice about me
-hair. (light brown w/ natural golden highlights)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Prisoner of Azkaban. Harry Potter in general. I'm Neurotic and So Are You, Post Secret: the Book. Enchanted Forest Chronicles. How I Paid for College by Marc Acito. Let's Pretend This Never Happened; Jenny Lawson (the Blogess) Anne of Green Gables.

Clue, Stardust, When Harry Met Sally, Soapdish, Reefer Madness, Waiting for Guffman. Associate. Birdcage. Forgetting Sara Marshal,Heart and Soul, Beauty and the Beast, Whats up Doc. V for Vendetta. Fifth element. Annie. Hello dolly. Singing in the rain. Toy story 3. Ghost. Adventures in babysitting. Wizard of Oz. Rat race. Jumanji, Casper, Penelope, maverick, bad teacher. Back to the future, just like heaven, Beetlejuice, Marci x, Emperor's New Groove. Sex Drive. 10th Kingdom. Jurassic Park. Stranger than Fiction. Bed knobs and Broomsticks. Attack the Block. National Treasure. Skyfall. Social Network. Red Eye. Bad Teacher. Cloud Atlas. Clueless. God Bless America. His Girl Friday. The Thin Man. Whitney Huston presents:Cinderella.Hello My Name is Doris. Swiss Army Man. Zoom (2015)

Television: arrested development. boy meets world. ducktales. Wonderfalls I love Lucy. Ally Mcbeal. Weeds. Modern Family. Dead like Me, United State of Tara, STNG, Seinfeld. the New Normal. Ru Paul's Drag Race. Mama's Family, game shows. Parks and recreation. Raising Hope. 1313Mockingbird lane. Community. Dr.Who.Community. Hannibal. Bates Motel. Dead like Me. The scooby Doo reboot. Better off Ted. Don't trust the B... Stranger Things. Vice Principals. My Crazy Ex-girlfriend.Frasier. Haters Back off. iZombie. Veep. Animaniacs. Schitts Creek. Santa Clarita diet.

Ludo. Billy Joel. Lana Del Rey. Meatloaf.system of a down. tenacious D Lady Gaga. Marina and the Diamonds. Oldies and Musical soundtracks Matilda, in the heights, Shrek, Grey Gardens, Assassins (original), Into the woods (revival),Company(revival), Annie, Chorus line, apple tree, bat boy, children of Eden, Urinetown, Les Miserables (student version recording that no one has) The Life. 13. A Carrie the revival. Geronimo. Tilted.

anything I find tasty.
chicken Strips, Ranch Dressing
anything fried, Mexican minus beans and tomatoes,
anything sweet especially chocolate.
George's Ice-cream. (the best ice-cream in Chicago)
Six things I could never do without
-my hair.
-laughter and someone to do it with.
-ranch dressing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

On a typical Friday night I am
not doing anything typical.

Typically working...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My go to "fool-around music" is the Soundtrack from the motion picture Stardust.
1. because the natural ebb and flow of excitement in the film is prevalent and conducive to the environment.
2. for some people the Annie soundtrack kills the mood.
3. this is not the most private thing I'm willing to admit.

*amendment* I just bought the Cloud Atlas soundtrack
You should message me if
-you like Whoopi Goldberg, Elizabeth Shue,and or Lucy Punch
-you're curious
-You feel like a date
-You've never met me

If Clue, Stardust or the show Community are some of your favorites you're a FOOL not to message me.

The two of us