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My self-summary
Just the facts:

I've spent the majority of my gameshow winnings on a certified prop from the tv show Community.

I've wanted to be a waiter since the age of 6.

quite idiocentric with a soupcon of narcissism and a large heaping of sincerity.

Movie and cat owner.

Belt buckle collector.
What I’m doing with my life
With fear of being born and dying in the Midwest; I moved to California.

Waiter by trade. Constantly dabbling in the arts to stay 'sane'

I consider myself bi-coastal. If you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
I’m really good at
board games/trivia.
wrapping presents.
creative problem solving.
fitting without fitting in.
being awkward.
quoting things.
misquoting things.
frosting cupcakes.
Customer service
The first things people usually notice about me
-hair. (light brown w/ natural golden highlights)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Prisoner of Azkaban. Harry Potter in general. I'm Neurotic and So Are You, Post Secret: the Book. Enchanted Forest Chronicles. How I Paid for College by Marc Acito. Let's Pretend This Never Happened; Jenny Lawson (the Blogess) Anne of Green Gables.

Clue, Stardust, When Harry Met Sally, Soapdish, Reefer Madness, Waiting for Guffman. Associate. Birdcage. Forgetting Sara Marshal,Heart and Soul, Beauty and the Beast, Whats up Doc. V for Vendetta. Fifth element. Annie. Hello dolly. Singing in the rain. Toy story 3. Ghost. Adventures in babysitting. Wizard of Oz. Rat race. Jumanji, Casper, Penelope, maverick, bad teacher. Back to the future, just like heaven, Beetlejuice, Marci x, Emperor's New Groove. Sex Drive. 10th Kingdom. Jurassic Park. Stranger than Fiction. Bed knobs and Broomsticks. Attack the Block. National Treasure. Skyfall. Social Network. Red Eye. Bad Teacher. Cloud Atlas. Clueless. God Bless America. His Girl Friday. The Thin Man. Whitney Huston presents:Cinderella.Hello My Name is Doris. Swiss Army Man. Zoom (2015)

Television: arrested development. boy meets world. ducktales. Wonderfalls I love Lucy. Ally Mcbeal. Weeds. Modern Family. Dead like Me, United State of Tara, STNG, Seinfeld. the New Normal. Ru Paul's Drag Race. Mama's Family, game shows. Parks and recreation. Raising Hope. 1313Mockingbird lane. Community. Dr.Who.Community. Hannibal. Bates Motel. Dead like Me. The scooby Doo reboot. Better off Ted. Don't trust the B... Stranger Things. Vice Principals. My Crazy Ex-girlfriend.Frasier. Haters Back off. iZombie. Veep. Animaniacs. Schitts Creek. Santa Clarita diet. American Gods, Riverdale. Fresh off the boat. Bob's burgers

Ludo. Billy Joel. Lana Del Rey. Meatloaf.system of a down. tenacious D Lady Gaga. Marina and the Diamonds. Oldies , in the heights, Shrek, Grey Gardens, Assassins (original), Into the woods (revival),Company(revival), Annie, Chorus line, apple tree, bat boy, children of Eden, Urinetown, Come from away. The Life. 13. A Carrie the revival. Geronimo. Tilted.

chicken Strips, Ranch Dressing
Six things I could never do without
-my hair.
-laughter and someone to do it with.
-ranch dressing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

On a typical Friday night I am
not doing anything typical.

Typically working...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm at a loss at how to meet people in the "real world." Would highly like to go on dates and/or make-out.

much like everyone else, I'm an odd person who translates better in person than paper.
You should message me if
-you like Whoopi Goldberg, Elizabeth Shue,and or Lucy Punch
-you're curious
-You've never met me

If Clue, Stardust or the show Community are some of your favorites you're a FOOL not to message me.

The two of us