wishiwaswater
28 Louisville, United States
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My self-summary
***UPDATED 11-27-2013***
Dating again. Seduce the shit out me.

I was recently involved I'm a car wreck and now that physical therapy is almost complete, I'm figuring out where to pick up again.

Living in Louisville now.
Follow me @KyleCrusoe for proof of the degree to which I am a nerd.

I'm kyle, and I feel like a blue dot in a red sea.

That is why I am here. I am:
Pro-choice
Pro gay/minority rights
Cannot stand someone who takes fox news seriously.

And I would love to hear from you if you feel the same.

That being said,
What I’m doing with my life
School. Not excited about it, but it must happen.
Communications/English Major minor

I'm a nerd. Pretty much everything. Anime, video games, comics, collectibles, card games, cosplay, books, stand-up.

My head is in writing. My heart is in comedy.
In my free time I try to develop them both.

I love orwellian terms. Trickle-down economics is some ingenious bullshit.

Fantasizing about how fulfilling life would be if I were spider-man.

Work, work, work.

Music festivals (electronic, dubsteppy things, anything with a liberal crowd)

Other things you'll have to get to know in person.
I’m really good at
Saying exactly what I mean, rather than a vernacularized approximation. (Drilled into me from debate team)
Making people smile. (And hopefully laugh!)
Looking busy when I'm not.
High-fives.
Writing.
Pretending I don't hate you when you say something overtly racist or sexist.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes
Smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson
X-men and Spider-man (comics count, right?)
Sirens of Titan ( or any of his other works, Kurt and I have a serious 'thing')
Any of Krugman's economics books.
Freakonomics

Movies:
Donny Darko
Inception
X-men First Class
A Scanner Darkly
A Waking Life
Rocky Horror Picture Show

Shows:
Adventure Time
Regular Show
The Office
Parks and Recreation
Southpark
That 70's Show

Music:
Bassnectar
Daft Punk
Beatles
Pink Floyd
Janis Joplin
Radiohead
Everything else.

Food:
Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Computer
Internet
Something to read
My extraordinary luck
The ability to write
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Muslim renaissance. (Arab Spring)
The future.
Socialism.
College.
High-fives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to something different than the previous Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Because I was overweight in the past and too self-conscious to take my clothes off in front of someone, I didn't lose my virginity until I as 19.
You should message me if
You have a sexy brain. If you can make me laugh (Like that embarrassing unexpected laugh), I'll ask you out without hesitation.
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