26Sacramento, United States
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My self-summary
I make stuff up.
What I’m doing with my life
SLO native who arrived in Sac by way of UC Davis. I have a problem saying no when it comes to theater work, so I take on all kinds of roles at the company I'm a member of. I also get paid to watch people willingly get locked in rooms. Which is to say I work for an escape game company, basically making and running real life video games. It's cooler than skateboarding dinosaur wearing sunglasses.
I’m really good at
Pretending I know what I'm talking about. I've managed to fool the entire world into thinking I'm a full functioning adult. I'm actually three kids on each others' shoulders wearing a large trench coat.
The first things people usually notice about me
People often ask me, "do you know you have very blue eyes?" My inner amnesiac is always shocked. Just shocked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I have seen more Queen Latifah movies than Meryl Streep movies. This is a true fact that is in no way reflective of the movies I watch. You want an obscure netflix recommendation? I have like....two? And I think they've been taken down and moved to Amazon Prime anyway. This isn't going well.

Music: I love making mix cds for friends. I enjoy most of the bands people list when they're pretending to be indie - Phoenix, Passion Pit, Tegan & Sara, Florence + the Machine, Faded Paper Figures, Tally Hall, Vampire Weekend

Shows: Doctor Who, Parks & Rec, Archer, Steven Universe, House of Cards, Broadchurch
Six things I could never do without
The Stage
My Notebook
Air Conditioning
Other People
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not Jamie Lee Curtis actually throws parties to talk to her gal pals about yogurt and being regular.
On a typical Friday night I am
I recently started running a spy themed table-top rpg for some friends. Their first mission involved stopping Extremist Alaskan Separationists from returning Alaska to Russia after stealing Siward's proof of purchase. Not because their plan would work, but because the US government didn't want to be embarrassed in front of Russia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get a little suspicious of people who describe themselves as funny on their profile....isn't that for other people to decide?
The two of us