wittys
55 Providence, United States
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My self-summary
Tap tap TAP-is this thing on?! Halooooo....
Well, I stay nourished with a steady diet of "Sense O' Humor Club Sandwiches" "what are they?" you ask? Well, glad u asked!
SENSE O' HUMOR
Don't cry over spilt milk
Give what you can when you can
Love animals
Never steal someone else's joke lol
SENSE O' HUMOR
Faith
Empathy and compassion
Do unto others
Never judge
SENSE O' HUMOR
And a heapin' helping of "The Golden Rule" for dessert !
Life has a variety of condiments ! That's why every sandwich is unique !

I'm a real nite owl ! HOO? Me, that's who ! (on weekends, anyway!) I think maybe since I was born during the midnight hour, that's why I love the moon and the stars ... or maybe its just the romantic in me I
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for someone to share it with!
I’m really good at
Getting a laugh !
The first things people usually notice about me
is my blue eyes..then personality..then, sense of humor. Although on a good day, it'll be my sense a' humor first! Ha!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all music from that magical wonderland place we know as the the "80's" ! Otherwise have no idea who sings what, I just turn on the radio. I did know a rapper once. He worked in a gift shop.
The six things I could never do without
my faith
my computer
my best friend
I know that's only three but what can I say?? Anything else is cliché'
Helps havin' an "attitude of gratitude"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I can be a little philosophical at times, especially on how the world came to be. At every sign of life I see, from an ant crawling on the ground carrying a snack twenty times its body weight to the majestic songs of the whale in the deep blue sea, to a mother holding her baby.....must be intelligent design ! I can't believe this world just "happened"
On a typical Friday night I am
TGIFing even tho everyday seems the same ! Making coffee and warming up my DVR....alone. Tryin' to change that...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't usually talk about my privates !
You should message me if
You wanna talk about your privates..... you think you have a great sense o' humor. If you like
Low blows and dirty cracks.......... never mind.
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