Time for an update or two. I have never been refered to as a creeper......i have been known to harmlessly stalk hilarious profiles.....i wonder sometimes who thinks up the questions in here.....I have a job, a car, my own teeth but im contemplating selling my house and finding a dry box under a highway to live in. (The news reports downsizing is in right now.)
About me: I consider myself to be a romantic and very passionate, I like a challenge and a little playful chasing, but my stamina Isn't what it was, so don't make me chase too long! I'm not a bad boy, never been to jail or taken drugs, not even pot.
I have never liked the meat market that the bars represent, I'm not arrogant, I do not take myself too seriously. I like to travel, my dream vacation is Newport Kentucky and my passport is up date so someday soon i plan to visit and see the sites! (Italy is a close second) I would rather drive than fly and deal with the airlines since i look forward to a great conversation on a long road trip!
I like doing things outside, and right now I am really into a health kick. I work out six days a week, so doing something outside sounds great, even in the rain, er snow. I like thunderstorms so listening to the rain and thunder is a great way to relax, but there is nothing like being out in the sun. I play golf twice a week with my father, so family is important to me. I don't have any kids, but I have been told several times I would be a great father and I like kids (maybe because I'm a big kid at heart? I don't know...) I have some cats because I am soft hearted and can't say no when an animal needs rescued.
I work for the railroad as a Yardmaster, which means I am middle management. Being a Yardmaster has made me a little more sarcastic than normal. It also means I can see both sides of an argument and am a great listener. I have a wonderful (sarcasm) schedule working third shift, so send me a message at 3am im still up! My favorite TV shows are: anything marvel, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, OITNB, and unfortunately some have just ended.I like going to the theater, but havent recently, love midnight showings. They bring out all the fun people! That is my favorite activity I guess, visiting the people zoo. Watching people interact with each other, and of course meeting amazing people and learning more about them and about myself.
Well, the sun is about to come up, I'm part vampire (sarcasm again) so I will end your misery and my story. I will post a picture of Brad Pitt later and swear it is me, if you would like to know more feel free email me. If you have read all this, I'm sorry, I owe you three minutes of your life back.
PS I still haven't found a picture of Brad Pitt....sorry.... apparently he has lost his sex appeal....is Angelina beating him?
I am on the unending quest to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
I am planning a trip to Canada so I am studying up my Canadianese.
Wondering why I started working on my house when I only find something else to change about it.
Things i am really bad at:
Painting walls: i have paint in my hair, there is paint on my pants, where i brushed against it from behind, which means there is paint on several of my chairs in the house as well.....
Movies.....well not into cartoons much but anything else.....yes. Anything, ask me now what my favorite movie is and in five seconds i will think of another.
Books, well i will read anything i can get my hands on, if i am really bored even those paperbacks with Fabio on them. I am skimming through "On the Tip of My Tongue" as I need to find 33 trivia questions before next Wednesday!
My sisters and moms advice.
Waking up with a cat or two sleeping on top of me.
Drunk texts from friends at 3am that breaks the boredom at work!
PS edited for freshness
PSS you should NOT message me if your from another country looking for money. I may be friendly and kind , but after the first time i KINDA have caught onto all your little ploys! It's nice that you use pictures of attractive women, which i am sure they do not appreciate, but the broken English, ( i am not perfect either and my smartphone is always looking to sabotage me but the broken English is a give away) the odd sayings, and the copying and pasting plagiarized poetry gets a bit old.
PSSS You have a picture that is of you that is not sideways.... my neck is starting to hurt.