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My self-summary
My name is Scott. I'm just a Ben Wyatt searching for his Leslie Knope. I'm a bit of a geek--- okay, I'm totally a geek. I'm a textbook INTJ if you're familiar with the Meyers-Briggs personality assessment; if not, look it up, you're already online! Intelligence is a must! Typos are cool but if you say things like 'since of humer', we probably won't get along; I'm an English Teacher for Crissakes! If you're a Trump supporter, we will probably not get along. Also, if you claim to like 'Alternative' music and classify Nickleback as 'Alternative' you are only correct inasmuch as they are an alternative to suicide.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an Instructor in the Core Program at Radford University; I teach Freshman Comp., American Lit., and a class entitled Power and Responsibility: Superheroes and Ethics. I also do Stand Up sometimes. Yup, I'm awesome.
I’m really good at
The lost art of mix CDs
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't--- I'm ninja like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, Flannery O'Connor, Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Coupland, Cormac McCarthy, JD Salinger.

Books: Slaughterhouse Five, Welcome to the Monkey House, American Gods, Choke, Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Rant, Haunted, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, Hey, Nostradamus!, JPod, Blood Meridian, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, One Hundred Years of Solitude.

Last Reads: Modern Romance-Aziz Ansari, The Martian-Andy Weir, Casanova- Matt Fraction, Gabriel Ba, and Fabio Moon, The Complete Flannery O'Connor Short Stories. Saga volume 6, Paper Girls

Graphic Novel Authors: Grant Morrison, Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Dave Sim, Brian Michael Bendis, Matt Fraction, Brian K. Vaughn

Graphic Novels: The Dark Knight Returns, Cerebus the Aardvark, Sandman, Watchmen, All-Star Superman, Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol, Saga (this is all the things), Southern Bastards

Music: The Beatles, U2, Bruce Springsteen, The Who, R.E.M., The White Stripes, Green Day, The Gaslight Anthem, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Strokes, Bob Dylan (just his 60s work really), Guns N' Roses, Van Halen, Johnny Cash... the list goes on, my iTunes has over 10,000 songs on it.

Movies: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, Good Superhero Movies (not all of them are, Green Lantern, I'm looking at you) Tarantino, Woody Allen, The Godfather, The Princess Bride, Back to the Future, No Country For Old Men, Drive, Guardians of the Galaxy, Interstellar, The Lego Movie, Ghostbusters (original and the new one), Back to the Future (possibly one of the most perfect movies ever)

TV: The Simpsons (which I quote frequently), Breaking Bad (Yeah, Bitch! Magnets!), The Office, Community, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Mad Men, The Daily Show, Robot Chicken, Conan, Game of Thrones, Key & Peele, The Flash, Better Call Saul, Louie, Hannibal, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Stranger Things, Master of None, Unbreakable Kimmie Schmidt
Six things I could never do without
Oxygen, my iPod, Food(specifically, Chicken), my Computer, water, The Simpsons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not I should have another drink until this all blows over...
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking wine, assembling a Star Wars Lego kit and watching Robot Chicken and/or Community on DVD.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, I sit in my office and grade papers while listening to Slayer and wearing my 'Fuck You' I'm Batman' t-shirt; no, wait, I don't mind admitting that... that's kind of awesome... how about this: I have an irrational fear of fishhooks
You should message me if
If I strike your fancy; also, if you like guys who say 'fancy' or if you were amused by any of the above statements.
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