And there's the outdoor Me. Keeping fit and saving the planet riding his bicycle everywhere everyday. There's his truck parked outside but it only gets used to head out of town for a backpacking trip or dayhike once in awhile. On these trips he's hiking to scenic lakes, rivers and peaks. One or two nights on the trail is ideal, but more nights are always better if the time allows (see "work six days a week" above). The deepest darkest nights of winter won't keep him from dreaming about a hike through the snow or a windy and rainy day on the beach. If the sun shines for more than 3 days in a row, he starts sweating just thinking about his Frisbee and the park or a dip in the Clackamas.
Finding ways to be an anti-consumer. Thinking globally and acting personally. Passionately arguing a moot point. Bicycle fetishism. Dressing in black.
Blah, blah, blah, Criterion Collection, blah, blah, blah. See also: The House of Self Indulgence. Just put on some gloves and protective eyewear first.