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My self-summary
I love the Snooze Button! I am also very easily amused.

I'm interested in laughing and having a good time. I love movies and yoga, cooking, and love just coming home to make dinner and watch TV. I prefer beer over wine. I love to laugh and am looking for someone with a great sense of humor cause I'm a nutter butter.

Whenever I see a public health sign that encourages people to take/use the stairs - I believe that is an open invitation to slide down handrails. Wheeee!

I'm nothing if not efficient in my laziness.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a lawyer and I work on the Hill- how cliche. But truthfully, I love avoiding work and playing pranks on people. I love cooking, never use a recipe, but am a horrible baker. Seriously, I'm awful at baking. But I am good at Asian and Italian cuisine, and love all noodle dishes. noodles rule.
I’m really good at
filling out forms, like this one. And making lasagna. Singing loudly (not well) but loudly.

I love telling jokes, have a silly and carefree nature, raunchy sense of humor and like taking risks ( which I know is contrary to the typical lawyer stereotype that we are risk averse and dry)

Wasting time. I have no idea how I do it, but I can make time vanish.

I have lots of hobbies - I love to read, paint, hike, swim, but I hate to run. I do it b/c it's good for cardio- but it's embarrassing how bad my stride is.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my awesome ability to fill out forms. I have no idea how this question is supposed to be answered.

but if I'm being honest- Asian girls who are rather endowed are rare, so guys are always asking. So, yes, they're real and they're spectacular. ( If you knew that was a Seinfeld quote, props to you).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Archer, Veep, Game of Thrones, Colbert, Last Week Tonight with Jon Oliver, 30 Rock (I am Liz Lemon), Arrested Development ( I enjoy the angry nap), An Idiot Abroad, Suits, Blackish, Modern Family, Fresh off the Boat- seriously anything that makes me laugh.

Plus House of Cards, Bobs Burgers, Weeds, Sherlock ( I LOVE Benedict Cumberbatch and smart, snappy British dialogue, with dry and sarcastic humor) , Seinfeld... and lately American Ninja Warrior. I can't stop watching it. Also if the Strong Man competition is on ESPN, I don't know why but I have to watch them flip tires and pull cars. It highly amuses me.

Books- too many, but I did love Charlotte's Web when I was child. I think that says a lot. I used to spend a lot of time reading about NY Civil Procedure, let me just save you some time, it's not a page turner.

Music- Everything (that totally counts) Classical, Rock, Pop, Opera, Rap, Jazz, Reggae it's all good.

I love The Big Lebowski. When I saw True Grit all I could think of was the Dude is on horseback.

Food- Noodles (see above), Lasagna, Pad Thai, Sushi, Cous Cous, Tofu, PIZZA, snickerdoodle cookies, Soft Tacos, Indian Food, Crepes, iced coffee and bubble tea. I could do this all day.
The six things I could never do without
buzzfeed and internet videos of guys getting hit in the crotch, you know, the essentials.

Also iced coffee (must always be iced, even in December and the dead of winter) trackpants, a soft cool pillow, hot shower and noodles. I love all noodles. nom nom nom.

I'm a nightowl as well and need at least an hour or two every night to troll reddit and imgur - because the interwebs are silly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
nothing. I stare off in to space hoping no one will notice. :)

I actually spend a lot of time thinking about civil rights, societal responses to congressional policies, electric vehicles, renewable energy and the environment, viability of various legislative initiatives, the political dynamics of different legal systems, geopolitical events, but also what am I going to have for lunch? I also am always looking for the next awesome song to rock out to and concert to see!

Also, what happened to all the Sour Patch Parents?
On a typical Friday night I am
thinking about noodles... there are those noodles again. I don't think any Friday should be typical, but I do love relaxing or getting together with friends.

But my Fridays tend to be reserved for recovering from the week, something pretty chill and Saturday is my day to let loose. :) Sundays are for chilling/ cooking/ dim sum/ and all the crap I was supposed to do but forgot. oops.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that I filled out this form. And that after I watch a scary movie I have to hide under the covers because I'm convinced a monster cannot find me under the blanket.

Also I went to space camp. no joke. LOVED it.

Finally, I had was in a bowling team in law school- we were called "Motion to Strike."
You should message me if
... you're particularly quirky and weird and you think we'd be a good match. It's also important to me that you're kind and caring. Also if you like to play board games and are good at Super Mario Bros hit me up ASAP.

...if you agree with this John Waters quote: "We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them. Don’t let them explore you until they’ve explored the secret universes of books. Don’t let them connect with you until they’ve walked between the lines on the pages. Books are cool, if you have to withhold yourself from someone for a bit in order for them to realize this then do so."

I'm looking for something real with a nice guy, who is sincere, kind, intelligent, can converse about multiple subjects and who has a good sense of humor and is heartfelt and genuine in his intentions.

I do love nerdy guys. I'm a fun loving, laid-back and an out-going person - and am equally attracted to guys who are quiet as I am to guys who are gregarious and rambunctious. Finally, I want to be clear that I am looking for something serious but not in a rush to get there.