46 Cottage Grove, United States
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My self-summary
Well where do I start ?? I have had dinner with Jared,played golf with Greg Norman,drove a chopper with the grumpy guy on American Chopper,arm wrestled with Brock Lesnar, been on the Tonight show once,can make minute rice in 30 seconds,got into a car accident with Tiger Woods,tuned a guitar for Eric Clapton,sang back up vocals on the Wiggles first album,spoke at a commencement ceremony,cut off a body part once by mistake,currently hold the world record for most clothes cleaned in one load of laundry,make the best frozen pizza,have been stood up on a date,I invented the Sham Wow super absorbent towel,stood someone up on a date,love snorkeling even though I can't swim,have bowled a perfect game,read all of the books that start with the letter X at my local library....
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to re-invent the wheel .
I’m really good at
Picking out lottery numbers and thinking up good impossibilities.
The first things people usually notice about me
The mixed set of tube socks sticking out from under my cut off Levies when I am looking for food by offering my services by the highway entrance.
The six things I could never do without
after dinner mints,
the direction label on the back of frozen piazzas,
napkin rings,
the small pocket beside the big one on my jeans,
income taxes,
self adhesive envelopes
On a typical Friday night I am
Having fun :)
You should message me if
You spend enough time being serious at work and want to have some fun.I am just a normal guy.Go to work,play with the kids,do yard work,pay bills,clean the house,walk the pooch and have some fun when you can kind of guy and am looking for the same.