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My self-summary
Perhaps at this moment, the most salient point is that I am terrible at "self-summaries".

I'm personally an avid fan of dry wit.
Read everything I type with the mental voice of a crisp, British man and the full picture may start to take shape.

What I’m doing with my life
Just graduated with a BA in Earth and Environment Sciences from Vanderbilt.
I just completed a season of work building hiking trails.
Currently loafing and studying for the LSAT.
Knitting only scarves because I haven't the patience to try anything else.
I’m really good at
Ripping movies to shreds, as a childhood of watching MST3K trained me to do.

People inform me that I'm good at hugs, but I'm afraid I can't attest to the veracity of that statement. It's difficult to really hug yourself in the traditional manner.
The first things people usually notice about me
Unfortunately, I don't collect survey results from every person I happen to meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors: The Old Kingdom Series, Harry Potter (of course), Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Dracula, Artemis Fowl, The Caine Mutiny, JRR Tolkien (The Hobbit, LotR, The Children of Húrin,...), Henry David Thoreau, Ulysses, The Mists of Avalon, Pride and Prejudice, etc.

Movies: Young Frankenstein, The Fifth Element, Blazing Saddles, The Silence of the Lambs, Lawrence of Arabia , Doctor Zhivago, Funny Girl, My Favorite Year, Clue, Coming to America , Jurassic Park, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, This is Spinal Tap, My Fair Lady, The Great Mouse Detective, Perfect Blue, Paprika, etc.

Shows: Hannibal, Agent Carter, the Colin Firth Pride and Prejudice BBC mini-series, BBC's The Hollow Crown, MST3K, Fringe, Star Trek (TOS mostly, but TNG and Voyager, too), Sherlock, Paranoia Agent, M*A*S*H, Firefly, Samurai Champloo, Serial Experiments: LAIN, and so forth

Music: Andrew Bird, Laura Marling, Iron & Wine, Blind Pilot, Counting Crows, The Lone Bellow, Noah and the Whale, RHCP, Nick Drake, Great Lake Swimmers, Beirut, Emily Jane White, the picture is probably clear

Podcasts: Welcome to Night Vale
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trees. I spend a terribly unhealthy amount of time thinking about trees.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sedately hanging out with friends, going to a movie, a play, or a poetry reading. Sometimes we go to parties.
You should message me if
You're interested in talking to me. Though that may be a cliche reason to send a message, it is nonetheless still a reasonable one.

Please stop asking me if I'm interested in a threesome. That question is the curse haunting the bisexual. It's around every corner, breathing heavily. Sometimes there's a hitch in its breathing, and I really don't want to think about what that means.

(It's helpful if you say something other than "Hey" or "I'm NAME, how are you?")