wpburgin
26 Gainesville, United States
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My self-summary
My name's Alize

I'm not one of those people that broadcasts their identity from their forehead like a neon sign I am just trying to be the best me I know how to be.
What I’m doing with my life
Continually re-editing my dating profiles online to make myself look cooler than I actually am
I’m really good at
Retaining the most useless information ever, thinking people are into me when they're actually not, observing my surroundings, redneck engineering, actually fixing things right, cooking and baking, playing the tuba, saying the wrong things at the wrong time, not having a filter, staying positive and optimistic, telling really bad stories
The first things people usually notice about me
That I can be blunt, straightforward, that I generally don't give a fuck, but mostly I might be just a little awkward.... Also people who become my friends have stated shortly after meeting me that they can tell I'm "real as fuck" whatever that means
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, American Psycho, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, A Brave New World

Movies:
The Blues Brothers, Zoolander, The Original Star Wars trilogy, Star Trek, James Bond, Batman, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

TV:
Top Gear, How I Met Your Mother, Battlestar Galactica, Bobs Burgers, I generally don't watch that much TV though all the shows I watch I watch off the Internet.

Music:
All music, with lots of electronic and house. You should also know I marched 3 years in DCI (if you know what that is huge plus)

Food:
I like all of the food all of the time!
The six things I could never do without
Sandwiches
Coffee
Fingernails
Star dust
Music
Microorganisms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not to buy a hippy farm, or a boat. Also cars, like hot rod projects I want to burn my money on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Nowadays I work downtown so I spend all my nights witnessing the locals partake in alcohol induced stupidity. If I have the night off I'm probably at home being a broke ass bitch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time I ate a milk bone
You should message me if
If you made it all the way through that mess and you don't think I'm crazy.
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