26Saint Petersburg, United States
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My self-summary
Smokin' hot bro with mad $$$
poon hungry
registered Republican

#shedfearsnottears #i<3poon #camusismybro #tedcruz16
What I’m doing with my life
Gettin' swole and makin' mad Gs
Drinking enough beer to poison an entire frat
I drive a Hummer cause that shit's dope and I love 2 speed. I love getting close to running somebody over and then turning at the last second, the look in there eyes are priceless. Also it's a major poon magnet.
I lift as you can tell by my beastly features so if u don't look like Barbie to match this Ken, don't bother messaging me #getonmylevel
I consume 75 ml of bull semen a day to maintain this hot physic (no homo if its non-human semen). The power of the bull gives me my strength. I eat a lot of meat too because it gives you the power of the animal's soul.
I’m really good at
Makin' a G and bein' a G
The first things people usually notice about me
lol that i'm fuckin' awoesome
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
*Fuck books* lol
Transformers 8 is gonna be sick, can't wait
love pawn stars, doomsday preppers and duck dynasty
pretty much anything history channel
fox news (megyn kelly is so hot)
POD, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Disturbed, dude I miss 2003 :(
Six things I could never do without
bull semen
my hummer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
headed to the club...bleached spikes, so fresh
gettin' wasted
spending all my money on coke lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not repressing anything.
You should message me if
u like coke and hummers and POD
The two of us