28Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I'm basically just a cool guy with all of my teeth. I'm no longer running with the triads and it's been argued by some that I am hardly off-putting.

My hobbies include: getting sleepy, lying down, crushing things on my forehead, yelling at the tv, crying at the tv, using the pizza value calculator.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Video game tapes, animating robots and the occasional ghost, making people laugh with minimal bloodshed, biking to the post office with a big box (not too big), Adobe InDesign, getting the rebate on my cell phone, and spirit guiding
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Snow Crash, Catch 22, A Confederacy of Dunces, Cat's Cradle, Eckhart Tolle

Movies: Scott Pilgrim, Mindgame, The Life Aquatic, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Birdman, Napoleon Dynamite, Avengers, The Truman Show, Groundhog Day, The Matrix

TV: Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, House of Cards, Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Parks and Rec, Rick and Morty, Archer, Veronica Mars, Space Ghost, The Eric Andre Show, One Piece, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Space Dandy

Music: Architecture in Helsinki, The Black Keys, Born Ruffians, Bob Dylan, Buck 65, Dr. Dog, The Flaming Lips, Foxy Shazam, Frank Zappa, Islands, Kate Nash, Man Man, Maps & Atlases, MF Doom, Modest Mouse, Mother Mother, The New Pornographers, Of Montreal, OK Go, The Pixies, Portugal. The Man, Sleigh Bells, Spoon, The Strokes, The Ting Tings, tUnE-yArDs, The White Stripes, Wilco, Yukon Blonde

Food: pasta, white pizza, cheeseburgers, omelettes, crepes, Mexican, fruity ice cream, challah french toast
Six things I could never do without
Pixels (not voxels)

Music (yodel-horror)

Technology aka electronic checkers or robots

Cool stuff

Sentient beings aka dogs or robots

Miscellaneous objects (assorted)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Top secret government shit

Putting a dog sidecar on my bike

Quantum mind theory

Why does everyone want a partner in crime? Criminals go to jail.
On a typical Friday night I am
I go to sleep early so I can tend to the farm in the morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My spirit animal is a loose cannon sloth
You should message me if
you want to kick your life up a notch. Woo!

you're a chick who digs scars.

you'd like to ask/tell me anything, even if it's tactless.

you read this far without clicking the little x.
The two of us