PhantoBot
27 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I'm basically just a cool guy with all of my teeth. I'm no longer running with the triads and it's been argued by some that I am hardly off-putting.

My hobbies include: getting sleepy, lying down, crushing things on my forehead, yelling at the tv, crying at the tv, using the pizza value calculator.
What I’m doing with my life
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m really good at
Video game tapes, animating robots and the occasional ghost, making people laugh with minimal bloodshed, biking to the post office with a big box (not too big), Adobe InDesign, getting the rebate on my cell phone, and spirit guiding
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Snow Crash, Catch 22, A Confederacy of Dunces, Cat's Cradle, Eckhart Tolle

Movies: Scott Pilgrim, Mindgame, The Life Aquatic, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Birdman, Napoleon Dynamite, Avengers, The Truman Show, Groundhog Day, The Matrix

TV: Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, House of Cards, Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Parks and Rec, Rick and Morty, Archer, Veronica Mars, Space Ghost, The Eric Andre Show, One Piece, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Space Dandy

Music: Architecture in Helsinki, The Black Keys, Born Ruffians, Bob Dylan, Buck 65, Dr. Dog, Islands, Kate Nash, Man Man, Maps & Atlases, MF Doom, Modest Mouse, Mother Mother, The New Pornographers, Of Montreal, The Pixies, Portugal. The Man, Sleigh Bells, Spoon, The Strokes, The Ting Tings, tUnE-yArDs, The White Stripes, Wilco, Yukon Blonde

Food: pasta, white pizza, cheeseburgers, omelettes, crepes, Mexican, fruity ice cream, challah french toast
The six things I could never do without
Pixels (not voxels)

Music (yodel-horror)

Technology aka electronic checkers or robots

Cool stuff

Sentient beings aka dogs or robots

Miscellaneous objects (assorted)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Top secret government shit

Putting a dog sidecar on my bike

Quantum mind theory

Why does everyone want a partner in crime? Criminals go to jail.
On a typical Friday night I am
I go to sleep early so I can tend to the farm in the morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My spirit animal is a loose cannon sloth
You should message me if
you want to kick your life up a notch. Woo!

you're a chick who digs scars.

you'd like to ask/tell me anything, even if it's tactless.

you read this far without clicking the little x.
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