Note: This profile contains many instances of randomness, monkeys, and spontaneous expression. Reader's discretion is advised.
Preferably with a smile.
Oh, and I have good posture. And beautiful toes.
I love a creative mind. Imagination! Things that make me smile, laugh, jump, dance, feel alive and go muahahaha!
Music! I play a few instruments and I want to learn the guitar next when I get the chance. Making music is an ecstatic feeling.
Provocation, curiosity, and originality.
People who open the world who are bright, funny, well-read and
joyous. Creators, doers.
I need humor in my life. Creativity. A sense of fun and adventure. The ability to feel, to smile and laugh in every joy, comfort, and sensation.
And I value the monkey typing this for me. He's learning quick.
You: you're ambitious and confident. You're charming and sociable. You're strong in front of others, but willing to confide in me when needed, just as I would too to you. You have great ideas on how to make life feel like a blast, so what are you waiting for? Lets combine our ideas together and see what happens.
If our meeting were to originate from this site...well that wouldn't be a very interesting story... so I'm willing to create a lavish story about how we met. Excuse me while I let my mind run wild... Let's involve sun showers and great big forests, getting chased by circus monkeys and funny fellows in golf carts, making apple pies and big messes, fancy cocktails with unusual names, dancing in the night, and slow, passionate kisses... Yea, I'm a dreamer.
I hate you. Let me think. Maybe not. Who can hate that smoldering body. That intoxicating scent. That charming laughter. That enchanting smile. You picked a lemon? Throw it away. Lemonade is overrated. How about the simple water dripping in the desert, the elixir of life? And you, you are delicious, brave, sweet. But I know you can get lonely, as can I. I know you can crave companionship and love. Passion and adrenaline. You deserve the heart of the ocean, the sorcerer's stone. The pot of gold at the end of the fucking rainbow. So take the sword in the stone, the fountain of youth, the power of the sun. Embrace the blackness of the night in which you are taken away. Take a breath and make the plunge, for I am the captain of your soul.