30Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
Fuck. This. Shit. Does OKCupid even work for people? Or are we all just shallow and picky as fuck?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just trying to fucking make it like everyone else around here.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at whatever I happen to be acknowledged for being good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. I'm short. *insert short joke* Haaaa. Get the fuck outta here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read once in a blue moon. I'm an otaku to the core. I eat just about anything if it's good to me. I'll watch just about anything. If I hate something, you'll fucking know.
Six things I could never do without
6 things? Probably 6 common things that everyone else can't live without. We're just a bunch of sad fucks, ain't we?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think way too much about way too many things.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm a gamer. I game. That's my Friday night. And weekend. Just about every week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not willing to admit shit until I know you and feel comfortable enough with you on a personal level. Fuck is this shit?
You should message me if
If you're not shallow as fuck and tired of playing these stupid ass games people like to play. Fuck is wrong with all of you ignorant fucks? Wasting my fucking time.
The two of us