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My self-summary
I really like bacon. And pineapple. Separately, although I haven't tried them together before. I'm looking for a woman that shares some of my interests but also has her own. Some pursuit she is passionate about. Something to prevent me from becoming her only hobby.

I'm not asking for much in this regard. It can be any kind of hobby, and completely devoid of any practical use as long as you love it. Reading books doesn't count. Everyone should read. Now if you are reading with the goal of writing your own stories, that counts. But they better be good. Or x-rated.

I am relentless and unconventional.
What I’m doing with my life
daily upgrades
reveling in the democratization of media

I took a year between full time gigs at two big tech tech companies (guess which ones) to start my own business doing websites and logos.
I’m really good at
acronyms (html css php vba sql etc)
jaeger shots
The first things people usually notice about me
crooked smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies by the cohen brothers, wes anderson, david lynch, quentin tarantino, david fincher, tod solondz

computer manuals, and other non-fiction mostly. it sounds like something you'd say in a job interview, but it's true: when I read fiction I feel like I'm not being practical enough. which is bullshit because I spend plenty of time wasting time on other things like watching basketball, playing video games, watching bands at bars, not watching bands at bars, eating at bars...but for some reason when I'm reading, I figure I wanna maximize it. nothing against fiction. I couldn't live without it.

pizza, sushi, teriyaki burgers

foxygen, grizzly bear, man man, animal collective, black lips, wavves, deerhunter, mgmt, yeah yeah yeahs, gogol bordello, destroyer, st vincent, liars, smog, early stones, late beatles
Six things I could never do without
beverages (preferrably three at a time)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
watching hoops
seeing a band
at the gym
rearranging one of the house's networks
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think it's funny when this website lists similar users and points out which ones are "less moral"

I wish the list of recent visitors would show the duration of the visit

I get mildly offended when the site shows you a popup of other people right after you send a message to someone

if you say you suck at filling out profiles, I will agree with you

I'm not kidding about the pen pals thing

I like how they have C++ in the languages list, but it's bullshit they don't have SQL or PHP or Fortran. If that last one made you chuckle at all, and you're not hideous, please get in touch.

One of the few dates I've actually gone on with someone here ended abrubtly when she complained about insomnia and I told her to "rub one out". I stand by my advice.
You should message me if
you know this site would be better with status updates
you want to go to a concert
you like hot nerds
you are driven, almost to a fault
you are a basketball fan
you have tattoos you want to show me
you dont have tattoos but you want to show me where you might get them
you have figured out why there are so many bi girls here
you understand proper usage of your/you're, there/their/they're, and apostrophes (seriously)
you dont answer the "what you're doing with your life" question with "living it"
you miss @horse_ebooks
The two of us