I like talking to random people about random things: from physics, to food, to why nobody likes mimes (it's because they're evil). I'm kind of awkwardly charismatic but far too sarcastic for my own good. I like long walks on the beach and weird sex fetishes (I'm kidding. I hate the beach). I love to travel and would love to have someone to travel with. I also have an American Eskimo named Loki. He is the coolest person I know and I sometimes consider forming a detective agency with him. I would change his name to Furlock Bones.
What I hope to find... someone smart and quirky that will make fun of me when I'm not clever enough to make fun of them. Someone who will have deep conversations with me about life, or the world, or why candy corn taste so terrible. Someone to get lost with, to have adventures with. Someone who makes me a better person just by being around them. Or, if nothing else, someone who owns a pet monkey. I've always wanted a monkey best friend.
The short answer, I have no idea. The long answer, I want to do everything — to see, and do, and learn everything that I can. Pursue every passion, follow every whim, make every mistake, and chase every duck.
I'm also really good with people. Give me a room full of shy, awkward people and I will have them singing Billy Joel within the hour.
Also, I can be fairly sarcastic right away (feign shock), which can take a second to get used to. I think I'm a very sincere and empathetic person (that's what my mom tells me) but sarcasm can come off as asshole-ism.
Books: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Lolita, Notes from the Underground, One Hundred Years of Solitude, If You Meet the Buddha on the Road Kill Him, Enders Game, Brandon Sanderson, etc. I really do like books.
Movies: Most Mel Brooks Movies, Eurotrip, Fight Club, Sherlock Homes, The Avengers, Boondock Saints, Dr. Horrible's, Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil, and everything else on Netlix.
Shows: Community, Arrested Development, Archer, Doctor Who, Venture Bros, Futurama, House, Flight of the Concords, damn you Netflix...
Music: Pretty much everything. Bad Religion, Arctic Monkies, Dropkick Murphy's, Childish Gambino, and a bunch more.
Food: Everything. This one is important to me. If you don't like food, we probably won't get along. Though I'm particularly fond of sushi and thai.
2. Good food
3. Good beer
4. Good books
5. Spending time with friends
Sans that, craft beer and a board game with friends, or poker somewhere, or convincing strangers to play skeeball with me.
Mostly though, I'm afraid of clowns.