I always have terrible profile pictures for things like this. I love doing new things, going on adventures, getting lost or finding new food. But I hate taking pictures while doing it. It takes away from the moment, changes the memory. Which means all of my photos are either of food, my dog, or a combination therein. So I'm working on the shirtless gym photos, but so far they seem to not like topless strangers walking into their gym.
Alright, so a little about myself. I'm a chef by trade, but I don't really cook professionally anymore. I'm currently a teacher at a university in Denver and a freelance writer and photographer for a couple local publications. I just recently left a company where I opened restaurants and am currently trying to start my own company, whatever that means.
I like talking to random people about random things; from physics, to food, to why nobody likes mimes (it's because their evil). I'm awkwardly antisocial but oddly charismatic and too sarcastic for my own good. I like long walks on the beach and weird sex fetishes (I'm just kidding, I hate the beach). I love to travel and would love to have someone to travel with. I also have an American Eskimo named Loki. He's awesome.
To be honest, I tend to be fairly picky when it comes to dating. I'm often busy and so if I'm going to devote time and energy to someone, I want that someone to be worth investing in. I find smart and nerdy extremely sexy. It's very important to me that you be able to hold your own in an intelligible conversation and have enough wit and charisma to make fun of me when I can't.
Books: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Lolita, Notes from the Underground, One Hundred Years of Solitude, If You Meet the Buddha on the Road Kill Him, Enders Game, etc.
Movies: Most Mel Brooks Movies, Eurotrip, Fight Club, Sherlock Homes, The Avengers, Boondock Saints, Dr. Horrible's, Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil, and everything else on netlix.
Shows: Community, Arrested Development, Archer, Doctor Who, Venture Bros, Futurama, House, Flight of the Concords, damn you netflix...
Music: Pretty much everything. Bad Religion, Arctic Monkies, Dropkick Murphy's, Childish Gambino, and a bunch more.
Food: Everything. This one is important to me. If you don't like food, I don't like you. Though I'm particularly fond of sushi and thai.
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.... Or if you own a monkey. I've always wanted to meet a monkey.