I like talking to random people about random things; from physics, to food, to why nobody likes mimes (it's because their evil). I'm awkwardly antisocial but oddly charismatic. I like long walks on the beach and weird sex fetishes (I'm just kidding, I hate the beach). I love to travel and would be a part of any long-term relationship. I also have an American Eskimo named Loki. He's awesome.
I tend to be fairly picky when it comes to dating. I'm often very busy and so if I'm going to devote time and energy to someone, I want that someone to be worth investing in. I find smart and nerdy extremely sexy. It's very important to me that you be able to hold your own in an intelligible conversation and have enough wit and charisma to make fun of me when I can't.
Books: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Lolita, Notes from the Underground, One Hundred Years of Solitude, If You Meet the Buddha on the Road Kill Him, Enders Game, etc.
Movies: Most Mel Brooks Movies, Eurotrip, Fight Club, Sherlock Homes, The Avengers, Boondock Saints, Dr. Horrible's, Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil, and everything else on netlix.
Shows: Community, Arrested Development, Archer, Doctor Who, Venture Bros, Futurama, House, Flight of the Concords, damn you netflix...
Music: Pretty much everything. Bad Religion, Arctic Monkies, Dropkick Murphy's, Childish Gambino, and a bunch more.
Food: Everything. This one is important to me. If you don't like food, I don't like you. Though I'm particularly fond of sushi and thai.
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.... Or if you own a monkey. I've always wanted to meet a monkey.