I like talking to random people about random things: from physics, to food, to why nobody likes mimes (it's because they're evil). I'm awkwardly charismatic but far too sarcastic for my own good. I like long walks on the beach and weird sex fetishes (I'm kidding. I hate the beach). I love to travel and would love to have someone to travel with. I also have an American Eskimo named Loki. He is the coolest person I know and I sometimes consider forming a detective agency with him.
What I hope to find... someone smart and quirky that will make fun of me when I'm not clever enough to make fun of them. Someone who will have deep conversations with me about life, or the world, or why candy corn taste so terrible. Someone to get lost with, to have adventures with. Someone who makes me a better person just by being around them. Or, if nothing else, someone who owns a pet monkey. I've always wanted a monkey best friend.
Books: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Lolita, Notes from the Underground, One Hundred Years of Solitude, If You Meet the Buddha on the Road Kill Him, Enders Game, etc.
Movies: Most Mel Brooks Movies, Eurotrip, Fight Club, Sherlock Homes, The Avengers, Boondock Saints, Dr. Horrible's, Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil, and everything else on netlix.
Shows: Community, Arrested Development, Archer, Doctor Who, Venture Bros, Futurama, House, Flight of the Concords, damn you netflix...
Music: Pretty much everything. Bad Religion, Arctic Monkies, Dropkick Murphy's, Childish Gambino, and a bunch more.
Food: Everything. This one is important to me. If you don't like food, I don't like you. Though I'm particularly fond of sushi and thai.
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.... Or if you own a monkey. I've always wanted to meet a monkey.