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My self-summary
Uni graduate turned software consultant for a local company.

I can't live a day without my music. Everything ranging from pop to rock to death metal and the occasional bizarre dark ambient.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting used to the 9 to 5 life, and liking it so far.

Travelling. The weirder the destination the better. Anyone up for a tour of Chernobyl?
I’m really good at
Procrastinating and kicking myself in the ass for procrastinating.

Finding a band I like and listening to their music on repeat until I can't fucking stand them anymore.

Boring you with everything you (n)ever wanted to know about stand-up comedy.

Simulating zombie apocalypse scenarios in my mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
A healthy dose of cynical humour and lucious hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Absolutely anything by Stephen King and Dan Brown, Harry Potter, The Long Earth, Metro 2033, The Bone Clocks, Partials Sequence. I am to literature what a tween is to music.

Movies: Limitless, Waking Life, Sin City, Equilibrium, The Adjustment Bureau, Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Stardust, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Serenity (firefly), The Book of Eli, The Road, Daybreakers, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Seven Pounds, Stand Up Guys, Filth, Ender's Game, Repo Men, Remember Me (a.k.a. the Robbert Pattinson redemption), Shutter Island, Warrior, Snowpiercer, Jumper, 21 Jump Street (the sequel is shit), Splice, The Departed, Horns, In Time, Her, Lucy, Transcendence. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Music: Everything from pop rock to death metal will do just fine. recurring favourites include bands such as:
Alter Bridge, Shinedown, The Gaslight Anthem, Incubus, Audioslave, Lamb of God, Rob Zombie, Clutch, Devil Driver, Matchbox 20, Flyleaf, The Fray, NEEDTOBREATHE, The Haunted, Lifehouse, Rise Against, Sister Hazel, God is an astronaut, Tool and A Perfect Circle.

Current obsessions: Soen, Hammock, and Tycho

Comedians: Billy Connoly, Tom Stade, Doug Stanhope, George Carlin, Jim Jefferies, Greg Davies, Jack Dee, Jim Norton, Lewis Black, Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Rhod Gilbert, Joe Rogan, Dylan Moran, Patton Oswalt, Ron White, Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomzez, Reginald D. Hunter, Colin Quinn, Roisin Conaty, Jo Brand, Nikki Glaser, Illiza Schlesinger, Bonny McFarlane and so on and so forth.

Food: The dutch can't cook for shit, so i like pretty much any foreign foods with spice. I would rather wrestle a bear than ever having to see a boiled potato on my plate again.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie apocalypse survival techniques
On a typical Friday night I am
Napping on the couch and planning something for saturday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was auctioned off as a woman to a crowd of bachelors looking for a prom date, and was sold for the most cash that night.
You should message me if
If something on this profile makes you go 'me too ' or 'what the hell'. If you have the skills to survive in a zombie apocalypse. If you have movies or music to recommend me.
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