It helps if you can add some sort of value to my life as I hope to equally influence yours; a sense of spontaneity and adventure is a must. I like to travel on complete random moments and I'm driven by the potential memories I'll make and can share later.
I'm looking for a fellow adventurer who loves shenanigans and acting silly. Someone who lives in the now and not the future. I'm not looking for marriage, I'm looking for stories. Let's make it happen
Drinks: Wheaty beers like Blue Moon or Heineken are a personal favourite. I'm starting to really gravitate towards being a wine enthusiast, though. It's so delicious.
I could rewatch Breaking Bad a thousand times over. I'm now confused and angry because I don't know what to do with my life anymore.
• You have an appetite for destruction and enjoy the finer things in life.
• You don't take yourself too seriously.
• You're not a "small talk" type of gal.
• You can hold your booze without acting the fool.
• You're fine with sexual innuendos.
• You use gossip magazines as toilet paper.
• You love a man in a tie.
I'm also interested in keeping our first encounter casual. We'll proceed further if fancies are tickled. Note also that I'm not interested in being your online chat buddy. This is a dating website after all.
Though being young at heart is a plus, if you've never used dial up, we're probably not compatible.
Lastly, boring greetings get the boot. I won't even bat an eye lash forgetting about you.