xTortoises
22Melbourne, Australia
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My self-summary
Ok so I'm in the middle of a gruelling fitness program right now and I don't really care about dating or sex. I'm willing to meet new friends and if there's massive chemistry between us that's cool, but I am not LOOKING for casual sex or kink or anything like that right now. If you haven't been scared off then read on.

hi guys!
sometimes my excitement gets in the way of reality
my ideal date thinks it's cool to share our favourite songs and talk about things that make us feel things
armchair philosophy is my fave
i have a biiiiig thing for writers, being good with words is a giant turnon. if you impress me with your first message you're probably in
all I want is to explore freely and to be understood/understand deeply
BDSM keeps life interesting, I identify as a submissive/switch
don't drown me in a wet kiss full of tongue. touch me like you mean it, move with a purpose. we're embracing one another's mouths - not attacking them
practice acceptance, tolerance, understanding and also how to not be a lil bitch
i could live off a steady diet of memes
I'm revolutionary
What I’m doing with my life
studying psychological science and trying to get in to social work
I’m really good at
- watching shows on Netflix
- stressing about things
- getting into negative thought spirals
- bouncing back
The first things people usually notice about me
People say my hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Kushiel's Dart series by Jacqueline Carey is the bomb

Flyleaf, Hozier, Mariana's Trench - they're all pretty rad, but I have a massive taste in music. pop, rnb, hip hop, acoustic, rock, industrial, house - there's something for everyone!
(ps let me control the music and i'll love you)

honorable mention to Dr Who, Sherlock, walking dead, Vikings, Jessica jones and the flash
Six things I could never do without
my phone, my family, my friends, music, being silly, hugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my goals, my life and the lives of those around me. i do a lot of introspection
On a typical Friday night I am
Binging TV shows or seeing friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a stripper for a while
You should message me if
- you're interesting
- you aren't a cunt nugget about mental illness
- you don't feel entitled to my time
- you actually live in Melbourne
- you think you have something to offer the world/others
- you have a cute date idea
- you're into kink/BDSM
- you want to be friends and see if we have any chemistry
- thanks
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