44Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
Can you feel it? Only one more week until the yearly Halloween picture update! I am really phone it in this year though.

Guess it is about time to dust off this old thing and do a total profile re-write. Not much more to say other than, I am one year older than the last time I looked at this thing.

...errr....yes quite. Time to dust this off and all that. Now I am 2 years older than when I said that? New picture too!

I am jovial, suessical, and throucht
What I’m doing with my life
Not doing much at all. Or probably more correctly I am doing a lot of stuff which in the long run doesn't really matter. My job pays the bills and my free time keeps me occupied with mindless nothingness. Pure excitement, huh?
I’m really good at
Stuff I don't know about and I seem to have an uncanny knack with google (and easily amused at work).
The first things people usually notice about me
Oh man, I wish I would of saved the entry where I mentioned the zombies. That was a classic. Now people are left noticing other things about me first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) mostly sci-f/fantasy. Here are a few authors: Frank Herbert, Tim Powers, L. E. Modesitt, David Farland, Robert Jordan, Thomas Harlan, Sara Douglas, William King b) action, comedy, sci-fi, and fantasy. In no particular order: Hudson Hawk, Kentucky Fried Movie, Transporter, James Bond, LOTR, Star Wars, The Big Bus, Airplane!, I will also mention my Doctor Who and anime collection to receive extra geek points c) I'll pretty much listen to everything except country (top 40 is passable, barely). Usually listen to electronic and/or indie. d) Pretty much everything except broccoli and cauliflower. *blech* :)
Six things I could never do without
Pen, Pen-knife, Lighter, Coffee, Computer, Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend time thinking about many things. If I had to pick a few, they would probably be: considering my setting for d20, how to level my current character in WoW, and how I can make money and enjoy it at the same time.

Why I am still in Pittsburgh!

If I answer 3,000 on OKCupid, do I level up?

Whether or not Quickmatch is a scam. Seems to me you might as well mark everyone a 4 and be done with it.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am usually only doing 1 of 2 things (occasionally both). I am either out doing some drinking with friends, or I am playing WoW.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a terrible sense of timing in all sorts of things. Although I am usually not late.

You should visit my live journal. There is nothing really private there either. But you should do it anyway. I bet you can guess the journal name. If you can't, well be nice to the poor sucker you end up harassinating.
You should message me if
...you have a "Fucks given: 0" story you wish to share.

...you have a clever rhyme for orange.

Bob demands more messages.
Build more messages.
The two of us