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My self-summary
Steady, good paying job.
Living alone with my sweet pup.
No children, no relationship drama.
Automobile, house, active Netflix account.
I didn't think these were that uncommon qualities for a guy my age, but it seems there are a lot of duds on this site giving guys like me a bad name.

I like music and video games and intelligent TV and artful tattoos and Paul Newman and tasty treats and bad jokes and blue things and slick deals and impressive vocabulary and thoughtful design and good friends and bad enemies and music.

Unimportant things mean a lot to me. I spend far more time doing things that do not benefit me, and far little time on the important stuff.

I'm really trying to say "yes" to more things, so part of that may be less apprehension for meeting weirdos from an online dating site. Probably better than my current habit of talking to my dog as if she was a human.

What I’m doing with my life
I'm working on being an adult. I'm a web designer and developer at a local advertising agency, so I spend pretty much my whole day on a computer and try my best to be active in the evening.

I also try to do volunteering as much as I can. I help to host an event that raises money for childhood cancer research by getting donations to shave your head (St. Baldrick's Foundation -- totally look it up and join me). So that explains the small periods of time I look a little more bare than normal.

I also like to do anything that has to do with fuzzy animals. Because they're so cute, right?
I’m really good at
- Dr. Mario.
- Pretending to listen to what you're saying, but really just be focused on making a pun off of something you just mentioned.
- Quickly coming up with a tip that makes my bill an even dollar amount.
- Naps.
- Watching episodes of Seinfeld for the hundredth time.
- Mocking things or people.
- And I guess like graphic / web design, since that's what I get paid to do.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I make really lame puns about everything around me. That I'm probably nitpicking some logo for bad design, or looking at menus solely for the typography. Or that I insist on wearing a hoodie, even if it is 90 degrees.

I also have a bit of a tattoo addiction... So depending on how professional the setting, you may see a torso covered in ink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll admit, I'm not much of a reader. But if Calvin & Hobbes counts, then I'll go with that.

I'm pretty into movies... for the sake of abbreviating the list, I will simply say that the best movie ever is Big Trouble in Little China. Followed maybe by Princess Bride.

Tegan and Sara, Phoenix, The Antlers, Death From Above 1979, Metric, MGMT, Mates of State, Hot Cross, Johnny Cash, Saetia... These lists are always so lame.

Nothing beats pineapple pizza.
Six things I could never do without
Bad puns
Art in all its forms
A good playlist for running
My puppy Charlotte
Videos of people falling
An internet connection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do I need OkCupid?

Why I can't resist watching America's Funniest Videos?

What is a fire, and how does it... what's the word... burn?

Why do other people insist on putting the toilet paper on the wrong way? Over, not under!
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, currently not all that much. Maybe a dog park with the puppy, maybe just watching a movie at home. But this is the kind of thing I want to change. Wouldn't it be so much cooler if I was like... outside?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I stay out too late
- I got nothin in my brain
- I like TSwift more than more adult males
- I stop the microwave before it hits 0, just so I don't hear that long beeeep.
- I think I have a crush on Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
- I will never guess the proper spelling of "occasion" on the first try.
- I've probably seen The Fugitive on TNT about 20 times.
- I often fall asleep before I've figured out what I want to watch on Netflix.
- I use OkCupid.
You should message me if
I'm not even sure anymore. I'm not looking for something in particular anymore. But if you want to grab a drink or coffee sometime, See if anything clicks... that would be fun.
The two of us