Like most people on here I'm not really into describing myself. Every time I write up a draft it sounds pretentious. Nonetheless I will attempt to boil down a human spirit into words.
I've got a fulfilling job that pays decently and full benefits (score!). Ive learned to do away with jealousy and anger and live a more accepting and peaceful life. For some reason a lot of people have a problem with this and I cannot seem to understand why.
I'm into thoughtful women, someone to discuss the universe and theorize with. Someone who can be my best friend and take shit while dishing it back. I can't stand games, so if you like to play them I don't think we would get along because I like to retaliate. Who knows though, it could work.
Having a daughter certainly limits a lot of responses and interactions. Hopefully everyone understands that I'm here for a partner and not a babysitter. You may have as much or as little interaction with her as you please. I make sure she has everything she needs/wants before I handle my own business.
I'm a goof. I like to be silly. I'm reserved when it comes to expressing emotions. So please understand that you don't always have to open up your entire life on the first meet, it gets annoying having to explain myself. If we are out, go with the flow. And if I ever ask you to choose what to do please choose, because I'm just the worst at making decisions.
I guess as an added bonus, I'm really bad at remembering to reply to texts or messages. So ifyou feel ignored just know im lame and send another message.
One last thing. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual though in like a superstitious kind of way. If you're super religious just know I'm not against it. I can see the benefit but it's not for me so if this is a dealbreaker I'm sorry and you will be missed!
Creating awkward moments
I'm really good at comebacks and I will argue a point into the ground.
Movies and TV I point to Netflix. I'm notorious for not starting and finishing great shows. I still have to finish: breaking bad, dexter, how I met your mother, etc. I have never seen some of the more popular movies such as, Shawshank redemption, fight club, Mr fox, boondocks saints. Despite that fact I'll rewatch karate kid, dumb and dumber, and Jurassic park anytime.
I like to cook for an audience big or small. I never cook with heart when it's just myself.
I enjoy a wide variety of music ranging from the hardest rap to the folkiest of folk banjo music.
2) Lots of pillows
I wear bright and mismatched socks.
I sometimes leave the toilet seat up
I like to have my beard scratched