29 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
I am an awesome lady, who likes to speak in legalese and to buy soy candles.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to figure out a way to be a student for the rest of my life. Stay tuned for updates on the hour. Now, here's Curt "Ironman" Irons with the sports update.
I’m really good at
Everything. Be jealous.

(Well, everything except for sports, save dodgeball. I kick butt at

[It's quite true. Take it from me. -Kristin (UTexKris).]
The first things people usually notice about me
My shortness. Seriously. If you need anything from a low shelf, I'm your girl.
The six things I could never do without
1. Water
2. Maslow's hierarchy of needs
3. Booze
4. French fries
5. My insane guilt that causes me to go to the gym after eating too many french fries
6. My car, Carl the Bartender the car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Shoes and other lady things. Mostly shoes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting to take over the world and remembering to light my Shabbos candles on time. Oh! Drinking wine, too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nope. You will not trick me, OKCupid.
You should message me if
You think that electric blankets are necessary for surviving winter. And at other times when you get lonely and want something to radiate warmth next to you in bed.