xplainasjanex
29 Medina, United States
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My self-summary
I turned 29 in October. I'm single. I have a career... Sort of. I don't have kids and I've never been married. I live alone in Medina. I don't have cable, because I have books. I don't check this site much because I work a ton.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend most of my time trying to avoid bullshit.
I’m really good at
Running up stairs in heels.
Falling downstairs in heels.
The first things people usually notice about me
Please stop asking me questions about my tattoos. No they don't mean anything. It hurt like getting stuck with a cluster of needles repetitively would hurt. And I don't know how many I have because I don't know how you count them. Is my whole arm one tattoo? Is each individual skull it's own tattoo? I don't know. I don't care.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: invisible monsters, world war z, Rebecca, black coffe blues, house of leaves, Harry potter, microsurfs, ask the dusk.

Movies: the puffy chair, Jeff who lives at home, the future, uncle kent, rid of me, being John Malkovich, factotum, but I'm a cheerleader, mean girls, exit through the gift shop, moon rise kingdom, tiny furniture, royal tennebaums, life aquatic and everything else Wes Anderson.

T.V. True blood, the office, the IT crowd, parks and rec, always sunny, trailer park boys, Dr. Who, Orange is the New Black, once upon a time, Derek and anything on investigative discovery.

Music: Jets to brazil, mineral, braid, brand new, jawbreaker, nectromantics, winds of plague, champion, saves the day, alkaline trio, wilco, nuetral milk hotel, modest mouse, iron and wine, bjork, belle and sebastian, Ani difranco, skip James, the books, the French kicks, camera obscure, peaches, Mia, the promise ring, cap n jazz, Adele, minus the bear, aberfeldy, architecture in Helsinki, mates of state, boy least likely to, arcade fire, neon trees, the ting tings, the sounds, Alabama shakes, cat power, rilo kiley... To be continued...
The six things I could never do without
books, music, art, alone time, cynicism and people who appreciate it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"If every angel's terrible, then why do you welcome them? If blue eye babes raised as Hitler little brides and sons, if they have angelic tendencies like some boys tend to act like queens. If every angel's terrible then why do you watch her sleep, love to hear her sing and wear purple eyes like rings? 'Oh every angel's terrible' said Freud and Rilke, and all the the same. Rimbaud never paid no mind, but Jimmi Morrison had his elevators. He had his elevator angels. If every angel's terrible, then why do you hide inside her like a child in a skirt? The supermarket's loud and bright and boy don't she feel warm tonight.?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Attempting to make my night less typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
O.o
You should message me if
I can't think of a whole lot of reasons to message me. I can think of quite a few not to such as:
You are any type of married.
You live with your parents.
You meet the criteria to match the federal poverty level.
You are a felon.
You have substance abuse problem.
You enjoy cheating on your girlfriends.
or you are boring.
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