Falling downstairs in heels.
Movies: the puffy chair, Jeff who lives at home, the future, uncle kent, rid of me, being John Malkovich, factotum, but I'm a cheerleader, mean girls, exit through the gift shop, moon rise kingdom, tiny furniture, royal tennebaums, life aquatic and everything else Wes Anderson.
T.V. True blood, the office, the IT crowd, parks and rec, always sunny, trailer park boys, Dr. Who, Orange is the New Black, once upon a time, Derek and anything on investigative discovery.
Music: Jets to brazil, mineral, braid, brand new, jawbreaker, nectromantics, winds of plague, champion, saves the day, alkaline trio, wilco, nuetral milk hotel, modest mouse, iron and wine, bjork, belle and sebastian, Ani difranco, skip James, the books, the French kicks, camera obscure, peaches, Mia, the promise ring, cap n jazz, Adele, minus the bear, aberfeldy, architecture in Helsinki, mates of state, boy least likely to, arcade fire, neon trees, the ting tings, the sounds, Alabama shakes, cat power, rilo kiley... To be continued...
You are any type of married.
You live with your parents.
You meet the criteria to match the federal poverty level.
You are a felon.
You have substance abuse problem.
You enjoy cheating on your girlfriends.
or you are boring.