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This is a placeholder description, I'll fill it with eloquence later.
I prefer the phrase "global optimization" rather than "global domination" because really, who wants the day to day administrative task of governing when a few tweaks in the right places and a little bit of mind control will accomplish the same thing?
As it is, if I flip my collar up and wear a skullcap, I could be Ming the Merciless.
And yes, that's a fedora. It's adaptive camouflage that takes advantage of people's assumptions in that it could *almost* be a cowboy hat, which is useful considering I'm an exceptionally liberal dude living in a very conservative state. It keeps my bald head warm, too.
Movies: Boondock Saints, Fight Club, The Incredibles, The Princess Bride, Sanjuro, Brick, Scott Pilgrim, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Amelie, Spirited Away (most Miyazaki, really), Cabin in The Woods, Iron Man, The Avengers, Inception, Looper, RED, Nightmare before Christmas
Music: Cake, Radiohead, The National, Deathcab for Cutie, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tom Waits, Regina Spektor, Morphine, Metric, White Zombie, Nick Drake, Rage Against the Machine, The Decemberists, Sturgill Simpson, Hozier.
Food: Thai, Indian, Ethiopian, sushi, and my own home-brew experimental curry that many people have eaten and gone on to live normal lives.
Actually, that's a lie. The brave mutants who are willing to be my test subjects weren't destined for normal lives to begin with.
At my strangest, is spend a lot of time thinking about the intersection of human consciousness and improbable numinous crap that gets hard to talk about very quickly.
My daughter has inherited this trait, which most of the time expresses itself as adorable curls. It is only when we try to comb out the tangles that the demon-eels emerge.
Message me if you're interested in doing awesome things here in Austin. I have lived here a couple years now and haven't seen nearly enough of the city.
I am currently open to new friends, casual dating, partners in crime, experimental curry test subjects, and gleeful minions seeking to join the ranks of my local chapter of Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow.