xxoooweexx
37 Houston, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
xxoooweexx
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I just got out of prison and i am ready for love. And ladies if you visit my page please leave me a message. Its like knocking on someones door and running off. Hurts my feelings.
What I’m doing with my life
I sell homemade shanks.
I’m really good at
I'm a pro at not dropping the soap while i shower. Also i'm pretty good at bartering.
The first things people usually notice about me
Why i am always looking over my shoulder. That i always wear orange from top to bottom. My shoes dont have shoe laces.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
1. How to Break Out of Prison [Hardcover] by John Wareham
2. How to Break Out of Jail and Start Your Own Business by Eric T. Wagner

Shows:
1. Prison Break
2. Breakout Kings
The six things I could never do without
1. My shank
2. Cigarettes
3. Sign language (Prison talk)
4. Visiting hour ( i get to sit in a room and never get a visitor)
5. My pager
6. AOL
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How did Tv's get so flat. I remember them being heavy and really big. I can't seem to find a beeper store to buy more airtime for my pager. Where did they all go?
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm not allowed to go anywhere 7 days a week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometime peek at other inmates while they are showering.. But im not gay, and I get naked every day and rub my guns all over my private parts.
You should message me if
You just got out of the pin too and lookin for love.
You know what a shank is.
Have a felony on your record.
More