And more often than not, I have an absolutely horrible song from the 80s or early 90s stuck in my head. Which means that more often than not, you're gonna be hearing my amazing renditions of said songs. Deal with it.
I make a living by living. I have a lot of creative projects and hobbies in the works and I value spending time on things that are personally fulfilling, whether solo or with someone who shares my interests.
For money, I'm a consultant. I know people who know people... chances are I got a guy for that.
(And making people uncomfortable.)
Other people's pets.
Even more ways to eat my feelings.
B'ing my L on some T's.
And get sarcasm.
And want to take me and my husband out on the town for drinks and fun. (And no, we're not gonna fuck you.)