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My self-summary
Live/Work in San Francisco, grew up in the Bay Area, born abroad.

Restaurant lover, travel junkie, speaker of provocative things to make people laugh.

Kinda hate online dating, but actually like the real life dating part.
What I’m doing with my life
Besides work I try to travel a lot to figure out where I'd eventually like to live. I'm not really into having a high score for locales traveled to, I prefer finding places I love and returning to really experience and understand what makes it tick.
I’m really good at
Overusing parenthesis. (I really had to restrain myself in this profile)

One of my favorite things is making other people laugh. If you can appreciate a dark sense of humor, we'll get along really well.

Scoping out trips to cool places and experiencing the culture via food. I am a self-proclaimed master of that I finding amazing places to eat in new places.

The history of Westeros.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read nearly enough, recommend me something! I am a big fan of Franzen, Steinbeck, and Murakami though.

Memento, Oldboy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, In the Mood for Love, Mulholland Drive (probably my favorite), There Will Be Blood, Blue Valentine, Inception, Drive.

Interpol, Radiohead, Mars Volta, Daft Punk, Crystal Castles, Gesaffelstein, Container, and too many more

My latest favorite TV Show is Mr. Robot. It's spectacular, I am a Mr Robot evangelist.

I love food, a lot.

Favorites in SF include Kin Khao, State Bird (I have been known to ditch work early on a Friday to stand in line), Mission Chinese, Californios, Liho Liho, and I probably eat Souvla at least 5 times a week. I also have a deep dark desire for general tso's chicken and fried rice that rears its head every now and then (Wonderland is the best I've tried so far).

Seriously though, when I go to a new city/country, the first thing I have to do is find the best (non-tourist-best) place to eat.
The six things I could never do without
Good Food
der Wille zur Macht
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, Death, the nature of consciousness

How to become a spy (probably should prepare by learning a bunch of languages... German? Spanish?)
On a typical Friday night I am
The spectrum:
sleeping early so I can go hiking on Saturday.
Going to public works or some other good show and trying to stay awake long enough for the headliner to come out.
You should message me if
You won't get offended if I make a terrorist joke at my own expense.

Strong, smart, and funny women should also feel free to reach out, though let's be real, this entire section is kind of a farce on a guy's profile. Girls don't really message guys very often. Prove me wrong!