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My self-summary
I really hate writing about myself, I never know what to say. Please check out my autobiography in the Amazon marketplqce.
What I’m doing with my life
Ceasing the carp.
I’m really good at
The internet, video, non-sarcastic sarcasm, music, making people and some animals laugh, making people confused, not poisoning myself, proofreading way longer than should be necessary then noticing an error seconds after I hit enter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't have a tattoo on my face (unless at some point I got a tattoo of my new face on my old face and then got amnesia, making me forget my old seems unlikely though.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Muse, Jimmy Eat World, Angels & Airwaves, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Homeland.
Six things I could never do without
Computer, Camera, Guitar, Cell Phone, Headphones, YouTube.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How assuming makes an ass out of Uma Thurman.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not doing any of the things that Katy Perry is doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe in the Tooth Fairy. I just have not seen any truly convincing evidence that she does not exist.
You should message me if
You think we will get along or don't believe the OKC Staff Robot has any idea what the hell it's doing and you know the sun is bigger than the earth.
The two of us