Extremely easygoing.. I know everyone says this but I really am so apathetic about most things that it could be considered a problem.
INTP if you care about the Briggs Myers test.
I have a dark sense of humor, nothing is off limits. I would be seriously impressed if you could come up with something that would shock me, but please try.. it might make me laugh.. And I do love to laugh.
Petting dogs.. seriously I'm fucking pro.
Nerdy computer shit that no one cares about.
Movies: I prefer movies that make you think. Mindfuck movies are the best. But I'll watch whatever you want, I'm apathetic remember.
Shows: I download all my TV. Currently GoT, The Walking Dead, and Attack on Titan are the only shows that I watch consistently.
Music: I like EDM, rock, I listen to metal when I workout because it makes me want to destroy things. I enjoy classical and instrumental quite a bit too.
Food: I am so not picky it's almost ridiculous. I will eat pretty much anything, and most of the time I'll enjoy it. I love trying new things. Only things I don't like so far are bananas, coconut, and chicken feet.
2. Animals, I love pets of all kinds and I love wild animals too.. I want a pet raccoon, people think that's weird but come on, they have little hands, cute bandit masks, are intelligent and adorable, and red pandas are endangered so I can't have one of those -_-
3. Asian food. Sushi, Korean BBQ, Dim Sum, everything.. I love it all.. except chicken feet, I pass on that.. everything else though.. It's the texture.. its just.. wrong.
4. Video games, sometimes I need to go full introvert and leave reality for a while and go into a virtual world. I don't really play too often anymore but I do binge sometimes. I'm starting to really enjoy them as a story telling medium as well.
5. Caffeine. It's like stealing awake time from future me! I'm not a morning person, always been a night owl... okay fine I'm just lazy and I don't like getting out of bed.. whatever, you ruin everything.
6. Friends. Gotta have people to share all the crazy shenanigans in life with right? What good is a crazy adventure without people to share it with?
The Fermi Paradox
Where are all the sour patch parents?
If I had as much money as Bill Gates, there is no way I wouldn't buy every single major league baseball team and change their uniforms into pink dresses. That's just way too funny not to do.
Conspiracy theories, not that I think that they are all real or anything, I just find them fascinating and sometimes hilarious.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
I don't know what typical even is anymore. Probably chillin' with my dogs.. in the literal sense that they are actual canines, I don't call my friends that, I'm not 16.
I will probably like you more if you are weird. Normal people are kinda boring.
You like fun/ actually want to go do things and have said fun.
You have a story to tell me, preferably a really embarrassing one.
You got jokes. Seriously.. If you can make me laugh I will probably love you.. for like 5 mins, then I will be done laughing and the feeling will most likely fade.
You think I'm pretty.
You could care less about me but you happen to like dogs and want to meet me so you can pet dogs.
This is America, be an adult, do what you want.