35San Jose, United States
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My self-summary
6'1", slim build, dirty blonde hair, pale white skin, sick sense of humor.

Extremely easygoing.. I know everyone says this but I really am so apathetic about most things that it could be considered a problem.
INTP if you care about the Briggs Myers test.
I have a dark sense of humor, nothing is off limits. I would be seriously impressed if you could come up with something that would shock me, but please try.. it might make me laugh.. And I do love to laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
Probably wasting it. I've been dog sitting as a full time job for like the past 2 years now and I still do tech support on the side. Several people have told me that I'm wasting my talents and that I should go back into tech full time, but to be honest I think I make more now than I did when I worked corporate, I don't have to sit in traffic everyday, I get to do whatever I want all day and hang out with dogs, and I can take time off and travel whenever I want for as long as I want. So yeah.. not in a terrible hurry to get back to sitting in an office all day and selling all my time to a soulless corporation.
I’m really good at
Finding humor in anything and everything, especially at the most inappropriate times.

Petting dogs.. seriously I'm fucking pro.

Nerdy computer shit that no one cares about.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Michael Crichton, Max Brooks, Neil Stephenson, Stephen King, Dan Brown, Tom Clancy, Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and anything dealing with zombies.. for some reason.

Movies: I prefer movies that make you think. Mindfuck movies are the best. But I'll watch whatever you want, I'm apathetic remember.

Shows: I download all my TV. Currently GoT, The Walking Dead, and Attack on Titan are the only shows that I watch consistently.

Music: I like EDM, rock, I listen to metal when I workout because it makes me want to destroy things. I enjoy classical and instrumental quite a bit too.

Food: I am so not picky it's almost ridiculous. I will eat pretty much anything, and most of the time I'll enjoy it. I love trying new things. Only things I don't like so far are bananas, coconut, and chicken feet.
Six things I could never do without
1. The internet, I'm constantly connected unless I'm camping or hiking. I mean come on, its a huge repository of human knowledge.. and stupidity... and pictures of cats.. still, it's pretty good.
2. Animals, I love pets of all kinds and I love wild animals too.. I want a pet raccoon, people think that's weird but come on, they have little hands, cute bandit masks, are intelligent and adorable, and red pandas are endangered so I can't have one of those -_-
3. Asian food. Sushi, Korean BBQ, Dim Sum, everything.. I love it all.. except chicken feet, I pass on that.. everything else though.. It's the texture.. its just.. wrong.
4. Video games, sometimes I need to go full introvert and leave reality for a while and go into a virtual world. I don't really play too often anymore but I do binge sometimes. I'm starting to really enjoy them as a story telling medium as well.
5. Caffeine. It's like stealing awake time from future me! I'm not a morning person, always been a night owl... okay fine I'm just lazy and I don't like getting out of bed.. whatever, you ruin everything.
6. Friends. Gotta have people to share all the crazy shenanigans in life with right? What good is a crazy adventure without people to share it with?
I spend a lot of time thinking about

The Fermi Paradox

Where are all the sour patch parents?

If I had as much money as Bill Gates, there is no way I wouldn't buy every single major league baseball team and change their uniforms into pink dresses. That's just way too funny not to do.

Conspiracy theories, not that I think that they are all real or anything, I just find them fascinating and sometimes hilarious.

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shooting up black tar heroin and smoking crystal meth with the homeless.

I don't know what typical even is anymore. Probably chillin' with my dogs.. in the literal sense that they are actual canines, I don't call my friends that, I'm not 16.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think the first 11 mins of the movie "Up" is the best love story in a movie I have ever seen. I want that.. except I want to die first because.. reasons.

I will probably like you more if you are weird. Normal people are kinda boring.
You should message me if
You're intelligent and interesting.. okay fine even just interesting, I've got time to kill.

You like fun/ actually want to go do things and have said fun.

You have a story to tell me, preferably a really embarrassing one.

You got jokes. Seriously.. If you can make me laugh I will probably love you.. for like 5 mins, then I will be done laughing and the feeling will most likely fade.

You think I'm pretty.

You could care less about me but you happen to like dogs and want to meet me so you can pet dogs.

This is America, be an adult, do what you want.
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