kittymum
46 Phoenixville, United States
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My self-summary
Update 8/16...

I talk too much. I'm your manic pixie dream girl until you realise I'm not.

Oy vey. I like sushi. I like wine. I'm as comfortable in a 5 star restaurant as in a dive bar, but I will drink wine in the dive bar...and laugh when they dust off the wine glass. I've traveled all over the country and am an East Coast girl. I can pump my own gas but don't believe I should have to. I wear Danskos in the winter and Tevas in the summer. I make a mean cheesecake. I enjoy talking religion and politics with strangers. I like Mormons coming to the door and finding common ground with them. I'm a Unitarian Universalist and a Socialist. October is my favourite month because of politics and baseball...and the crisp weather. Sometimes I think in haiku. I love the Jersey Shore and the Southwest. I love NYC. Cheap dates are a complete turn-off. Traffic doesn't upset me. I am obsessed with cats. I'm silly and sarcastic and have a soft spot for squirrels (and alliteration). I'm weird and can be dorky. I was an English major but can't stand literature that just blahblahblah's along.

Even though I may be "middle aged" I feel as if my life has just started over - like I've just graduated college again. I feel like the world is open...and I'm ready to find someone who wants to share in these experiences. If you're a positive person; if the first snowfall of the season still takes your breath away; if you know that no matter how old we get we can still find new things to challenge and inspire us...perhaps you may be that person.

I will simultaneously gross you out and make you laugh harder than you ever have at the same time. I stopped giving a fuck about many things a long time ago.

INFP
What I’m doing with my life
I am a massage therapist. Prior to that, I was working in the cat rooms at a no-kill animal shelter. I am a hands-on healer of all creatures.

I'm raising my boys to become responsible men (I hope!).
I’m really good at
cat whispering
Karakoe
making people feel comfortableven
Seeing how far I can drive while the gas thingie is on E
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair...it's gorgeous :D
I'm better looking than in the pictures.
I'm shorter than people think...apparently I "type like I'm tall" Seriously, though...I'm short.
Um...cat hair on my clothes? :P

And hey guys...check over on the side bar. See how it says I'm of "average" body type? Yeah, I'm of "average" body type. That doesn't mean I'm huge. That means I'm average. Nothing to be afraid of. It means I'm probably the fattest person in Boulder, CO and the skinniest person in Jackson, MS. You know...average. I have lots of (recent) full body pics for you to look at. No surprises here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This space left blank. People (including me) judge others by what music, movies, tv (if they watch tv), etc. they like, and so I do not wish to be judged that way. However, I admit I have terrible taste in music. Miley Cyrus is on a playlist of mine (I can't help it its so damn catchy). So please, no music snobs.
The six things I could never do without
My boys
Cats! Lots of cats
Compassion, love, and understanding
Flannel pajamas
Jersey Shore
Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I can't sleep. How many cats are too many cats. If killing ants in the house really counts toward my bad karma.

How long do I have to wait before I can be that "eccentric old lady"? I want to wear cat ears in public again. When I wore cat ears out in my 20s it was cute. If I do it in my 80s I'll be a weird old lady. If I do it now I'll just look like a dumbass.

I can't wait to be old. Old people can do anything, and people just say, "oh that's okay, she's old." It's like being a toddler.

Is there a "crazy cat man" out there for me? :)

Maybe I should get a dog. A big, lazy dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my boys, at a local bar enjoying one or two or ten adult beverages, going to bed early because I can, enjoying First Friday, on a date with you (how's that for cheezy?) yaddayaddayadda....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oh I don't understand why people freak out about this question. They're not asking for your PIN or how many sexual partners you've had.

I think grey in facial hair and crows feet are sexy.

One of my profile pics here is "internet famous" and was a meme. AND, it was just on Jackson galaxy's Facebook page!! Right up front!

I'm blind without my contacts. I'm also blind without my reading glasses. One of these days my eyes are going to say fuck this shit and totally quit on me!
You should message me if
You know why we shouldn't go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
We can discuss the importance of 42 and why we should always have a towel.
You are NOT allergic to cats
You think girls who wear men's flannel shirts and Tevas are hot.
You're okay with going to New Jersey once in a while.

Do NOT message me if your response to "black lives matter" is "all lives matter"
NO trump supporters
If you have "cat" in your name but you're not about cats...what the fuck? False advertising man.
Don't message if you're married/have a girlfriend/just want a fuckbuddy. I don't need that shit.
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