35 Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
Hello! I'm commissioning a sign for my home that reads "Neither 40 nor a virgin." Ogres have layers, Tom has layers. Fun Fact:Bisexual Male does not mean promiscuously greedy slob. I'm pretty much a one person at a time guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Exterminating all rational thought. I am a high-functioning lawyer/nerd. I'm very happy to be back in Baltimore. I've also developed quite a taste for going to art museums and posting random shit on my tumblog: http://terribletriplefeatures.tumblr.com. And this growing obsession with collecting Transformers toys. It's getting a bit ridiculous. But masculine! Totally, totally masculine!
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, coming up with good triple feature themes, creating new ways to offend friends and family, finding things, fixing things, coming up with new and exciting ways to frighten my cats, ninja-like stealth, remembering who that guy was in that movie, being a semi-professional zombie and I can alphabetize like a mofo.
The first things people usually notice about me
They really can't tell if I'm making a joke or am serious. Usually, takes about three conversations for their "Dry Humor" detectors to recalibrate. And my hair. It's one of my two good qualities.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
My friends, my family, the internets, a book to read, a good "bad" movie, and a nice cloudy day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The impending Zombie apocalypse, how awesome the Flash was in person, triple feature themes, who'd win in a fight The Master or Scorpius, and whether my cover was blown in the Tangiers Op....shit, I've said too much....
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, reading comics, watching movies/anime... yeah, my habits haven't really changed since high school. But I do have a law degree. That counts for a lot in the maturity column.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have watched both Catwoman and Spice World on purpose. To prove I could withstand them. Honest! Kay, how about this: I love all of the sequels to The Matrix. That's somewhat embarrassing, I think. Oh, and Speed Racer.
You should message me if
You're a nerdy girl or guy that likes good (and bad) movies, great conversation and hopefully something more than a one time fling. If you have yet to let go of the joys of your childhood. If you want to have strange conversation about who should play who in Muppet Blade Runner. If you don't list everything you don't want in a response in your profile. Be positive, people!