youcancallmemsb
33 Pleasanton, United States
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My self-summary
Sometimes I don't know what to say, so please excuse my shyness.

Silly, sarcastic, lover of red pandas and goldendoodles. I'm pretty low-key since I'm busy with over 150 teenagers everyday. I love lazy days and adventures. It's the little things that make me happy.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching.
Figuring out my next step.
Watching reruns of Parks and Rec because it's adorable.
Wanting a puppy.
Loving this YouTube: http://youtu.be/VTz5MtxrDTA
I’m really good at
Who knows. I'm constantly trying to better myself. I know I'm really good at afternoon naps. That's a thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos.
Height.
Two different colored eyes.
My big booty. Let's be honest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Heartbreaking Work of a Staggering Genius (and really any Eggers), Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Hector and the Search for Happiness, Lies My Teacher Told Me, any Howard Zinn, pretty much any non-fiction.

Movies: The Wackness, Half Nelson, Blue Valentine, Frida, Wristcutters, Everything is Illuminated, Garden State, Where the Wild Things Are, Step Brothers, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, It's Kind of a Funny Story, Wes Anderson flicks, and lots of documentaries on Netflix.

Shows: House of Cards, The Walking Dead, LOST, Dexter, Weeds, Eastbound and Down, Parks and Rec, The Office, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy.

Music: Copeland, Jimmy Eat World, Band of Horses, Passion Pit, Maria Taylor, Interpol, Lydia, The Black Keys, and I'm pretty into the old school rap channel on Pandora.

Food: Always down for Thai or a good burrito.
The six things I could never do without
Connection.
My capability to learn.
Netflix.
MacBook/iPhone (I'm a horrible person).
My favorite pillow.
A drive with the windows down while singing incredibly loud.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Are all of the good guys taken?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes I'm too tired from teaching so it's home with a book or whatever is on my DVR or Netflix. Other times it's to a local restaurant or dive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a crush on Tom Selleck when I was in elementary school. Must have been that mustache.
You should message me if
You can make me smile and have your act together. I believe in friendship first and would love to meet a man that I can connect with. Disclaimer: You don't need to have pictures in foreign lands or love hikes to hang out with me. However, if you know how I can hang out with a red panda, I will marry you.
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