33Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Pushing buttons all night and day classified me as a "nerd" from an early age. I'm an established technophile by both passion and trade. My thirst for knowledge never ceases and I must know how everything works. I've had a tendency to play in traffic and generally ride an untraditional wavelength.

I am imaginary, ambiguous, and sarcastic
What I’m doing with my life
I'm attempting to create technologies that contribute and have a lasting and positive impression. I'm failing at times, but I will persevere.
I’m really good at
Solving difficult problems using technology. I don't really want to solve your computer problem, even though I can. I frequently wish I was better at solving things in non-technological ways, so I'm open to feedback in that department.
The first things people usually notice about me
At the point when I was wearing a large carbon fiber exoskeleton around my head, it was probably the halo holding my head on straight. These days, besides my fiery ambiance and blood red pigmentation, folks are probably noticing my retractable wings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Office Space
Blazing Saddles
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Back to the Future
Night at the Roxbury
Princess Bride
The Big Lebowski
The Neverending Story
The Breakfast Club
Chasing Amy
Boogie Nights
Eyes Wide Shut

Provolone Cheese
Dirty, Border-town Mexican Burritos
Steak and the inferior yet delicious "like steak"

Books are great, but my relationship with books is currently a struggle.
I just finished Choke (Palahniuk) and I'm currently dabbling in Age of the Spiritual Machines (Kurzweil) and Reefer Madness (Schlosser).
Might be best if we talk about food, at least for the time being.


Recreationally: Shack Shack and Peter Luger

My palette is insatiable, and New York and I have been getting along pretty well on this front.
On a typical Friday night I am
glad I'm no longer spending my Friday's in Los Angeles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a very private person, but people have generally found it very debaucherous that I worked in the adult industry (in a non-performing role!) for almost 10 years. This is also a barrier to involvement for many, so it's good to put this out there.
You should message me if
after having read the aforementioned details about me, you're either not too appalled to speak with me, or are morbidly curious. I like conversation, so perhaps we should just have it if you feel so inclined.
The two of us