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My self-summary
Eccentric as fuck, never sleep enough, definitely introverted, grew up on a farm (and I have herded sheep once or twice). I made my pilgrimage to Chicago in fall of 2012 to pursue house music (still a bedroom dj though).
What I’m doing with my life
Collecting records (and then failing to keep them in time, yikes!)
I’m really good at
Being late, handstands, writing really bad poetry (sometimes for other people), social reads, counting to 4, picking winners, problem solving, forgetting your name, adapting.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I'm a loose cannon cop on the edge, undercover as a shy, awkward and kinda nerdy guy that typically doesn't give a fuck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oryx and Crake, American Gods, 1984, The Trial, The Inferno by Dante, The Player of Games, A Clockwork Orange, Outliers, We, Of Mice and Men, Brave New World, Watership Down (which is now my favorite novel), Metamorphosis, Battle Royale, Neuromancer.
(Neruda, Kafka, Gibson)

Wristcutters: A Love Story, Four Eyed Monsters, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Redline, Six-String Samurai, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Akira, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Donnie Darko, Hard Candy, Interstella 55555555...5, Brazil, The Thing, Cube, The Road, Valhalla Rising, Warm Bodies, The Kings of Summer, Videodrome.

Adventure Time, Invader Zim, Archer, STEVEN UNIVERSE, Cowboy Bebop, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, Samurai Jack, Avatar: Last Airbender, It's Always Sunny, Bob's Burgers.

I kinda have this thing for house music.
I also sort of like: Pomplamoose, Grouplove, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Empire of the Sun, Boney M, Earth Wind and Fire, Gorillaz, Calvin Harris (his older stuff), Man Man, The Pixies, The Unicorns, Space Capone, Biting Elbows, Jamiroquai, Ben Westbeech, Female, Too Many Zoos.

Special burgers, avocado, lox, sushi, guacamole, free pizza.
The six things I could never do without
cherry flavored gummy bears
lime flavored gummy bears
lemon flavored gummy bears
orange flavored gummy bears
pineapple flavored gummy bears
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How different things work and function.
-What my roommates cat is doing with her life. No, seriously, you haven't had a job since I moved in and all you do is sleep! Get it together!
-The sex lives and facebook pages of infomercial actors.
-The weather. I would seriously hate to be caught in the middle of it raining men without an umbrella.
-"Where does this record fit into my collection?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Workin the streets the only way I know how just to get my next hit of that sweet sweet catnip.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can fit your whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?
You should message me if
-you like: nice things, dancing or dance music, cuddling, being read to, poetry, math or science, or science fiction, books and such, kink stuff, the color blue, late night adventures.
-you have short/dyed hair.

-you want to capture the lightning of a fierce storm in simple mason jars to be saved and used at a later time when lightning is necessary.

-You like french house, wanna throw down vinyl some time or just wanna go record shopping