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My self-summary
If Ron Swanson and Andy Dwery had a love child it would be me.

Originally from North Jersey. I'm not thin. Even though I just started eating crazy healthy. I'm a real man. (Real men have curves, eat your words ladies) 420 friendly, I have a beard, tattoos, I don't smoke cigarettes, and I eat meat. If you can't deal with any of that, then I suggest you find someone else.

IG: ys0_serious

First and foremost, I am a nerd. I love music, movies, and art. Together they are my life. I am graphic designer living and working in Philadelphia, but I would rather travel the world, or live on a beach. I play guitar, and dabble with singing. I like to: sleep when I actually can, eat pizza/tacos/bacon, watch Star Wars/zombie movies/all Sci-Fi films, go on adventures, get pierced, and tattooed, draw/paint/take photographs, make funny faces, speak in silly accents, quote movies, sing in the car, drink craft beer, tequila, and play mario kart for n64.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, work, more work, and traveling.

- I work for a marketing company in Center City as their lead Graphic Designer.
- I am the lead designer for the March for Science in Philadelphia
- On the weekends I bartend and do security for a bar in Center City.

working hard is very important to me.
I’m really good at
Drawing, Photography, Making people laugh, Glass Blowing, Finding Waldo, Bartending, Growing facial hair, Making paper airplanes, Being sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
My resemblance to Seth Rogan and or my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Grand Budapest Hotel, Interstellar, Fight club, Every Tim Burton movie created, all of the Dark Knight/Batman movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Talladega nights Nights, STAR WARS 4-7 (1-3 were horrible and I'm still pissed off at George Lucas for them), All of the Star Trek Films (new and old), Back to the Future I,II,III, Ninja Turtles (from the 90s), Brave Little Toaster, Hook, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, British Comedies, every Pixar movie, 300, Boondock Saints... I could name movies and talk about them for hours.

Shows: Archer, The Walking Dead, Silicone Valley, Dexter, SOA, Weeds, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Big Bang Theory, Parks and Recs, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, Entourage, Everything on the Discovery Channel and the Food Network.

Music: Alexisonfire, Bayside, Taking Back Sunday, Saves The Day, Brand New, Everytime I Die, Born of Osiris, August Burns Red, Emmure, American Me, Coheed and Cambria, Foo Fighters, City and Colour, Jack Johnson, Bon Iver, Iron and Wine, Sam Cooke, Jeff Buckley, Sublime, Simon and Garfunkel, The Beatles, Eric Clapton, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, Mumford and Sons, Maps and Atlases, Angus and Julia Stone, Snarky Puppy, Beastie Boys, Wu Tang, A Tribe Called Quest, Mos Deff and many many more.

Books: Graphic Novels, Comic Books, Calvin and Hobbs, Coming of Age in the Milky Way, Brave New World, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, Edgar Allen Poe, Grimm...

Food: Italian, Mexican, Chineese, BBQ, Cheese, Bacon, Ice Cream, Mac and Cheese, Broccoli, Pineapple, Watermelon, Peanut Butter, Chicken anything, Juicy Lucy's, Pizza...
Six things I could never do without
My family
Craft Beer
Green Tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The current project that I am working on and random ideas for the projects that I intend to work on.

Getting more tattoos.

Getting out of Philly for day trips, weekend trips, long road trips, or any trip/vacation that doesn't involve staying in Philly. (I love Philly but I work a lot so if I can get out every once in a blue moon, it's awesome)
On a typical Friday night I am
I am either bartending or bouncing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

I teared up when I watched the notebook. And if anyone ever says they didn't at least tear up while watching that movie you're full of shit.
You should message me if
YOU'RE NOT STUPID, can take a joke, a NO drama girl, a nerd, has an education, knows how to give a killer back massage, likes to have fun and willing to go on adventures, likes hockey and or football, likes to go camping and fishing, can be random/adventurous, likes good music, loves movies and has a love for art.

If YOLO, Swag, OMG, or Cray is apart of your daily vocabulary or you look like a duck in any of your pictures. DO NOT MESSAGE ME!

I don't message people on here to often, so if you really want to talk just message me.

Oh and if you think you can beat me in N64 Mario Kart I say, BRING IT!!!
The two of us