30Youngstown, United States
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My self-summary

I like sticking my tongue out at small children. I'm almost as handsome as I think I am. I desperately want the mullet to come back in style. I make sushi.I always have a towel. I'm an idealist who needs to be brought in every now and again.Thanks to a circle circle dot dot, I am current on my cootie shot. I face the back I elevators.i don't like killer bees. I enjoying being hot or cold, it bothers me if there isn't a thermal sensation on my skin of some sorts. I've survived an assassination attempt(not really, but i bet that is not something you've read on here before). When I leave my friends voicemails they are sung not spoken (certain exceptions apply). I also am aware many men lie about there height on here so for the sake of adjustment we can say I am 6'4" that way when you knock off the two inches we get it right.Sometimes I'm a bit of a bad boy, I'll swim 55 minutes after eating. I feel Carpe Diem is too pretentious to use as a life motto, and YOLO is idiotic, so I concocted a cleverly cunning compromise of Carpe YOLO. But why listen to what I have to say, here are some endorsements
"I could talk to him all night he is fascinating" Jonathan Goldsmith a.k.a The Most Interesting Man in World
"Its about Ben" John Mayer when asked about "Your Body is a Wonderland"
"I've modeled my career and sense of style after him" Bradley Cooper
"I would date him again" Ellen DeGeneres
"He taught me to read" Stephan Colbert
"He was the inspiration for Matt's character" Steven Moffat
"There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." Ford Prefect
It may look like I'm always on here, but that is due to the fact I am horrible at closing windows.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a portfolio strategist by day, well more so wee early hours of the morning til early afternoon, and trying to start my own company by night, well mid aflfternoon til early evening.
I’m really good at
Cooking, mostly for a crowd. Mathematics *disclaimer I am terrible at numbers, the Maths I do does not involve actual numbers. Mismatching my socks, honestly my socks never match, I think my friends and family are planning an intervention. Remembering tiny details, as well as missing the fairly obvious which is part of the reason of my mathematical skill. I'm exceptional at rubbing people's back, no I don't mean massages. Well I suppose those too. What I mean is, you know after you've come off a horrible day and just sitting in silence with someone close to you they reach over and begin rubbing your back in the most comforting manner known to man. Then everything seems not so bad. I'm impossibly good at figuring things out.
The first things people usually notice about me
That you can see me think. It's almost to the point where I get cartoonish thought bubbles above my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, Dune, Harry Potter,1984, Lord of the Rings. A Nickles Worth of Skim Milk. I rarely complete books, I hate endings; most books I have one chapter left in. Fun Fact: Once a month I go to the library, go to 4 people ask for numbers in a certain range, then from those numbers I choose floor, row, shelf, and book for me to spend 2 or so hours reading.

Movies: I love MST3K, bad movies in general as well as action, scifi, comedies. Kevin Smith is my spirit guide. Animals House, Blazing Saddles, What Dreams May come.
TV: Cheers. TED Talks, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Xfiles.
Food: Sushi which I have typically 5-7 meals of a week. Steaks cooked medium rare, whiskey, (Fish Fingers and custard)
Music: I don't really like music.
Six things I could never do without
Witty people to joke with.
The ability to laugh at myself.
People who enjoy the fact I throw pasta against my wall to check if its ready.
A towel. You know just in case you need to hitch a ride because you know, the Vogons.
Questions. The day my curiosity dies, I will no longer know who i am.
My dreams. I don't mean my vision for the future, I mean I really enjoy dreaming at night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it a man a woman or john candy?
Why aren't there ransom collages?
How do I import data on from multiple excel spreadsheets with different directories to another spreadsheet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Meeting with the Illuminati.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have to shave every day because I grow a neckbeard.
You should message me if
Most people put here criteria for not to message so here it goes
you should not message me IF
You owe over $10,000 dollars to a Mexican drug cartel.
You are currently pregnant with triplets.
Your car is missing one of more wheels
You've ever castrated a former lover (chemically counts too)
You have a third arm or a tail.
iIf you own, or have ever owned multiple leopard print snuggies.
You can't read an analog clock, double don't message me if you don't know what that means.
You are just trying to get in my pants.(I mean wear them not sleep with me.. its okay if you are trying to sleep with me, I just don't want you wearing my pants.)
The two of us