I like sticking my tongue out at small children. I'm almost as handsome as I think I am. I desperately want the mullet to come back in style. I make sushi.I always have a towel. I'm an idealist who needs to be brought in every now and again.Thanks to a circle circle dot dot, I am current on my cootie shot. I face the back I elevators.i don't like killer bees. I enjoying being hot or cold, it bothers me if there isn't a thermal sensation on my skin of some sorts. I've survived an assassination attempt(not really, but i bet that is not something you've read on here before). When I leave my friends voicemails they are sung not spoken (certain exceptions apply). I also am aware many men lie about there height on here so for the sake of adjustment we can say I am 6'4" that way when you knock off the two inches we get it right.Sometimes I'm a bit of a bad boy, I'll swim 55 minutes after eating. I feel Carpe Diem is too pretentious to use as a life motto, and YOLO is idiotic, so I concocted a cleverly cunning compromise of Carpe YOLO. But why listen to what I have to say, here are some endorsements
"I could talk to him all night he is fascinating" Jonathan Goldsmith a.k.a The Most Interesting Man in World
"Its about Ben" John Mayer when asked about "Your Body is a Wonderland"
"I've modeled my career and sense of style after him" Bradley Cooper
"I would date him again" Ellen DeGeneres
"He taught me to read" Stephan Colbert
"He was the inspiration for Matt's character" Steven Moffat
"There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." Ford Prefect
It may look like I'm always on here, but that is due to the fact I am horrible at closing windows.
Movies: I love MST3K, bad movies in general as well as action, scifi, comedies. Kevin Smith is my spirit guide. Animals House, Blazing Saddles, What Dreams May come.
TV: Cheers. TED Talks, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Xfiles.
Food: Sushi which I have typically 5-7 meals of a week. Steaks cooked medium rare, whiskey, (Fish Fingers and custard)
Music: I don't really like music.
The ability to laugh at myself.
People who enjoy the fact I throw pasta against my wall to check if its ready.
A towel. You know just in case you need to hitch a ride because you know, the Vogons.
Questions. The day my curiosity dies, I will no longer know who i am.
My dreams. I don't mean my vision for the future, I mean I really enjoy dreaming at night.
Why aren't there ransom collages?
How do I import data on from multiple excel spreadsheets with different directories to another spreadsheet.
you should not message me IF
You owe over $10,000 dollars to a Mexican drug cartel.
You are currently pregnant with triplets.
Your car is missing one of more wheels
You've ever castrated a former lover (chemically counts too)
You have a third arm or a tail.
iIf you own, or have ever owned multiple leopard print snuggies.
You can't read an analog clock, double don't message me if you don't know what that means.
You are just trying to get in my pants.(I mean wear them not sleep with me.. its okay if you are trying to sleep with me, I just don't want you wearing my pants.)