zacheyacker
24 Orange Park, United States
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My self-summary
I really do not enjoy talking about myself. I attempt to go to the gym just so people don't ask me if I even lift. I like cats. Cooking is one of my main hobbies other than sleeping. I tend veg out on my couch most of the my weekends and I'm completely fine with that. Snapchat me awkward pictures of your face or food and we will live happily ever after. Snapchat/IG: Zacheyacker
What I’m doing with my life
Work, staying healthy and rescuing kittens from burning trees.
I’m really good at
Trying not to use the word really, being awkward, pounding down large amounts of food, making people laugh, looking like Jake Gyllenhaal and sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
My goofy smile and my caterpillars (eyebrows).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books? They hurt my brain (joke).

Movies? I watch a lot of movies, horror, and movies similar to Borat are my favorite or Anchorman. Because I also have many leather bound books myself. Don't enjoy romantic ones because they make me feel weird. But, I am willing to tough it out for the right person. Actually, I take that back.

Music? I listen to just about anything, not too much country though. Something about a Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. Sorry.

Food? Yes, food.

TV? I watch the Fox News Network, thanks Dad. I guess Netflix can count as TV nowadays. Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, The Office, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, and Dexter.
The six things I could never do without
Food
H2O
Google
Exercise
Mouth cleansing products
Cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What life would be like without thumbs. Eating tacos would be such a difficult task. Don't act like you haven't thought about this before...
On a typical Friday night I am
Games of thrones and pizza.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I drool when I sleep and my dad is often mistaken for my Grandfather. Snakes also freak me out.
You should message me if
You like awkward first dates where there is a high possibility of not being a second one. If so... Then I'm your guy.
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