34Sandefjord, Norway
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My self-summary
Norwegian guy, with just enough viking in him to be good at skiing and not enough to enjoy it as much as I'm supposed to. I'm way smarter than most dogs.

Likes: pillaging, axes, swords and drinking cups made of horns/skulls.

Realtalk: Lately I have tried improving my life by quitting smoking, starting exercising and stuff like that. I've passed 30 and it terrifies me.

I choose my friends from all layers. Christians, pagans, geeks,
nerds and drunkards. I can be quick to judge, but I'll give most anybody a fair chance.

Even though my name here have weed in it, I'm not a pothead, sandweed is actually an English variation on my real last name, that I've adopted for internet use.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a huge internet store that sells everything from computers to nail polish.

This was not what I thought I would be doing when I started Electrician school, but that's life.
I’m really good at
I awesome at my job.

I'm good at finding obscure bands that my friends get really into even though I never liked their second album that much.

When I'm feeling down I'm really good at writing terrible terrible poetry. I'm talking Vogon level of terrible here. Luckily I am also exceptionally good at recognizing terrible poetry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I tend to have an opinion about everything, I try to control this but sometimes it gets out of control if it's something I am passionate about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read, mostly fiction.

I love The Big Lebowski above all other movies.

I watch a lot of series. Luther, South Park, Community, Breaking Bad, The Newsroom, Game of Thrones are but a few.

I listen to Podcasts a lot, it's like radio but better. Favorites include: Chapo Trap House, My Favorite Murder, Walking the Room, Idle Thumbs, Welcome To Night Vale, The Dollop, The Bugle, MBMBAM and The Comedy Button.

When it comes to music I am currently juggling a lot of musical genres and I don't really know what type of music person to define myself as. So I'm just gonna name a few bands that are on my Spotify favorites playlist right now. Kyuss, Deftones, Massive Attack, As I Lay Dying, Datarock, Dog Fashion Disco, Gåte, Bernhoft, Mindless Self Indulgence, Kaizers Orchestra, In Flames, Otep, DevilDriver, Floggin Molly, Slayer, Jamiroquai, Hatebreed, A Perfect Circle, Yoga Fire, Seigmen, Infected Mushroom, Vast and Tool. I will admit that I prefer music with guitars in it, and good vocals. I am constantly checking out new music, Spotify is awesome for this, thanks Sweden!

I don't hate dubstep, I know I should but I don't.
Six things I could never do without
Internet, It is essential in my line of work. And it's also an awesome thing we take for granted.

My phone, do you remember how we went to the toilet before smartphones?


Stories, I enjoy experiencing different worlds, either through books, games or movies.

Laughter, because having a laugh is fucking important.

Blood, it transports oxygen to my brain and I probably need that to live.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Was that cereal I had this morning? Did I check carefully before eating? You know what, never mind. Better to not think about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out and about. Either at some bar, or other non alcohol related activities with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a superpower, can't tell you details, I have to protect my secret identity.
You should message me if
You think I should message you, or just to say hey.
The two of us