26 Columbus, United States
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My self-summary
I am a person who lives and does things and stuff. I'm sweet, funny, weird, obnoxious, and dorky.

I like collecting books, playing video games, reading, cuddling with my cat, sloths, being a twat on the Internet , and watching movies.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently attending The Ohio Academy - A Paul Mitchell Partner School. I want to study cosmetology and work on the more creative and impractical side of hair and makeup. I want to do runway shows, photo shoots, and eventually special effects makeup. I have recently discovered I want to makeup for porno films. If this works out and I have a steady well-paying gig I might go to a real college to get a degree in writing or something.

Oh yeah I also work as an escort.
I’m really good at
Writing and singing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm 6' tall.
I also have some pretty sweet zombie tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Chuck Palahniuk.

Dario Argento, Takashi Miike, Park Chan Wook, George A. Romero, zombies, horror.

TV is for rubes. But I enjoy NewsRadio, Kids In The Hall. I hate most sitcoms. I can't stand laugh tracks. I also fucking abhor Big Bang Theory.


I have the palate of a ten year old.
The six things I could never do without
1. My cat
2. Internet
3. Video games
4. Books
5. Movies
6. The people that put up with me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Video games, film, books, and other intellectual pursuits.

Cute animals.

What to write about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games or watching movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a "slut year."
You should message me if
You are intelligent and like horror.

You like being weird and weird people.

You are male an NOT looking for casual sex. I am not looking for casual sex with dudes, only ladies.